Illuminati has 9 letters Letters has 7 letters 9 - 7 = 2 Two Two has 3 letters You know what else has 3 letters? That's right, Cat. Cats scratch things Scratch has 7 letters Letters has 2 vowels Vowels has 6 letters 6 divided by 2 is 3 Three A triangle has 3 sides The Illuminati is a triangle! Illuminati is Illuminati confirmed.