I think hate me. I would find some other people that don't... Would you rather have legs as long as fingers or fingers as long as legs?
Legs as long as fingers Would you rather being chased by a boy you really don't like that gives you hugs (this happened to me today) or be the person who chased people for hugs?
Be hated by everyone in the world (cuz id be winning ofc ) Would u rather bungee jump into an active volcano? or try surfing in a class 5 hurricane located above the Atlantic Ocean?
Surfing. I'd perfer drowning to burning to death. Also, if I actually lived, it'd be EPIC Would you rather poop out mustard or mayo for the rest of your life? EDIT: Response #666...
Marmite Would you rather have 100 short-term (1 Year) boyfriend/girlfriends or 1 long-term (100 Years) boyfriend/girlfriend? :3
1 long term. I ain't a playah Would you rather shove 100 nerf darts up your butt one by one OR... Grow extra teeth on the sides of your mouth so rapidly that when you have them removed they keep growing back until the doctors pull out almost 300 teeth?
How do I end up with the weird ones ;-; Grow extra teeth. I guess. o-o Would you rather meet your true love and never be able to be with them, or never meet your true love, and be with someone you just had a certain amount of affection for.
Never meet my true love, that way, you wouldn't be tortured by the knowledge that they are there and you can never have them. Would you rather fight 100 senile 90 year old zombie men, or 100 hungry zombie 5 year olds? (Don't know what prompted this question but I really want to see the answer )
Senile men. They'd be easier to slay since I know they were close to death anyway Would you rather have to eat 10,000 calories every day to not die of starvation OR... Never be able to eat again?
No matter how much I eat I never seem to put on weight, muscle, or anything, so I'd go for the 10,000 calories. Would you rather have a killer snail chase you for the rest of your life OR... Be violently attacked by 1000 adorable kittens?
Would you rather do a movie with grumpy cat or have a unlimited supply of snickers singed by grumpy cat
Snail. I'd just step on it and kill it. Problem solved. Would you rather bring a knife in your boots every day, but the one day you forget it someone kills you and 15 1st graders on a field trip half a mile away OR... Be the killer?
Although, as soon as you touched the snail to step on him, you were killed . I do martial arts, I can defend myself without the knife, so i'll take the knife.
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhh probably the snickers, but I have braces and will die (dentist's advice) would you rather have Christmas every day, or turn into a battery? hilarious
