Old age.
Would you rather eat a crushed up beetle mixed in water or eat it uncrushed, dead?

 

uncrushed probably

would you rather have nobody show up to your wedding or your funeral

 

Wedding bruh

 

Would you rather eat roasted tarantula for the rest of your life or make up that would kill you?

 

Seriously, I cant really put an answer to that... But I would choose tarantula, as long as it had extra flavour like garlic.
Would you rather have the superpower: fly but only two feet off the ground, or be invisible, but only for 15 seconds at a time?

 

Fly only two feet off the ground
Would you rather win a Snowmobile, or win a Jetski?

 

Snowmobile due to the winter here, I'd enjoy that too much.

Would you rather give up on your music for someone or give up someone for your music?

 

Depends who that someone was... Girlfriend = Yes, Sister = HELL NO

Would you rather go to drop out of school and become famous but have an artificial heart
OR
Stay in school, get an education and have a fully working heart?
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Drop out of school, I'll die anyway, doesn't matter how and when.

Would you rather own a company with millions of dollars of debt or be a normal worker for the same company?

 

Normal worker.

Would you rather love a bear or have a bear love you.

 

Let's not be like everyone else, I'd have the bear love me.

Would you rather live in a small town in the woods with your friends or alone in a city?

 

Small town in the woods. In a ginger beard house.

Would you rather be a fish or have fish for friends.

 

Have fish for friends.
Would you rather go to jail for murder, or live the rest of your live knowing that you killed someone and didn't get caught?

 

That is far too dark for these forums.. I'd rather to go jail and own up to it really..

Would you rather fart rainbows or sneeze bubbles.

 

Both of those could win you money from bets, but I'd have to go with farting rainbows. xD lol

Would you rather have Anaconda by Nicki Minaj OR Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot as the only song you'll ever hear from now on, 24 hours a day?

 

Anaconda


Would you rather own minecraft or own microsoft?

 

Microsoft $$$$$

Would you rather give up all types of chocolate besides cooking chocolate, OR all types of chips (hot,cold, all flavours)?

 

Id give up chips.

Which super power would you rather have : Ability to freeze time, but only for 10 seconds with a 20 minute delay between freezes OR the ability to teleport but you have to appear right next to a person and you can only teleport 3 times a day

 

Teleport.
Ofc.

Would you rather be able to become a tree at will.
Or be able to become a dragonfly at will.
And turn back into a human of course.

 

Tree. Imagine someone bullying you and they just try and punch you but ya scream 'TREE POWER' and they punch a tree. Ha.

Would you rather choose your future or chose others.