Simple, just post funny stories and get the "funny" votes if they really are. Heres mine. Muehehehehhee
heres mine One day I was walking i found a dollar and then ran across the street trying to get home I get hit by a car. THE END
So, three guys come out of a bar, and get into a taxi cab. The cab driver obviously knowing they were drunk, simply turned on the car and turned it back off, saying they had "arrived at their destination." The 1st guy got out of the car and handed the cab driver his money, the 2nd man said "thank you," while the 3rd slapped him! The taxi driver got surprised thinking the 3rd guy that slapped him realized the car didn't move an inch, so he asked; "what was that (slap) for?" The drunk man replied, "Control your speed next time. You almost killed us!!!"
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OK there were 3 guys in heaven god asked each one how they died The first one said I walked in and saw my wife cheating on me so I threw the fridge out the window and then jumped. God asked the 2nd guy he said he was walking down the street and a fridge fell on top of him. The third guy was cheating on this guys wife and the guy got home so the wife said to go hide in the fridge.
3 aliens come to earth. the first alien learns Is an Opera singer, he learns to say "memememe!!!!" The next alien learns works at a western restraunt and learns to say "forks and knives!" The last alien learns works at a candy store and learns to say "he stole my lolipop!" So one day the aliens were walking on the street and comes apon a dead body. A police comes up and asks them: "who killed him?" the 1st alien says "memememe!!!!" The police says "what did you kill him with?" The 2nd alien says: "Forks and knives!" The police officer asks them "why'd you kill him?" The last alien answered "He stole my Lolipop!" THE END.
