Then asked "Are you batman?"...

 

And says" No, I am a Princess"

 

And suddenly starts singing Fancy and

 

realises no one sings that song

 

Causing her head

 

To start taking selfies while

 

eating her brother

 

And she felt so bad that

 

her intestines were

 

eating themselves

 

Only 2 words!

 

and those two words were

 

Stay on topic.

And then Madonna appeared and said

 

your mum is cool

 

And my mother told Madonna that

 

I'm fat and chubby

 

But, she said, I think that banana is fatter

 

because it's a frigin banana

 

And the banana started dancing

 

and I was like 'wat'