Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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  1. Rachelll
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    Get all da gurls
     
  2. ShiningNova06
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    WAO
     
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    such inapproriate
    mud halp
    amdni
     
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    By far my favorite I've seen so far c:
     
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    Worst pickup line of 2014 "Am I a B-17? Cause you're the bomb"
    Heh... Cause B-17's a WWII-era bomber, so... yeah..... I'm gonna go work on APUSH now...
     
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    o
     
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    'YOU'RE NOTHING TO ME'

    ...

    'Because nothing is perfect."
     
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    If you were a booger, I would pick you first ;)
     
  9. BL0CKST3R
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    Ur clothes are making me uncomfterable please take them off :)
     
  10. Jackson Haynes
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    are you from Tennessee because have sex with me :cool:
     
  11. Joben333
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    lol so straightforward
     
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    You must work at subway cos u just gave me a foot long!
    Can I come home with you? Yeah sure. Good I can then show u what a shower is.
     
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    you must be a comfortable quilt coz i'd LOVE to sleep with you.

    here is something i saw the other day that is very rude

    DONT READ IT
     
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    another.
    *man walks up to lady*
    Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk again?
     
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    wait imma noob how to do spoliers? xD
     
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    My Line Can i have you?
     
  17. HkTV
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    I have 3.

    The compliment: You're like the sun, because you brighten up my day(CHEESY)
    The back-hand: You're like the sun, because you're burning up my retinas(She either laughs you get slapped)
    The rhyme you never learned in nursery:(Quite dirty)

    .__. But... the most effective pickup line is: Hi, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
     
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    On a scale of one to America, how free are you?
     
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