Worst pickup line of 2014 "Am I a B-17? Cause you're the bomb" Heh... Cause B-17's a WWII-era bomber, so... yeah..... I'm gonna go work on APUSH now...
You must work at subway cos u just gave me a foot long! Can I come home with you? Yeah sure. Good I can then show u what a shower is.
you must be a comfortable quilt coz i'd LOVE to sleep with you. here is something i saw the other day that is very rude DONT READ IT
another. *man walks up to lady* Man: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk again?
I have 3. The compliment: You're like the sun, because you brighten up my day(CHEESY) The back-hand: You're like the sun, because you're burning up my retinas(She either laughs you get slapped) The rhyme you never learned in nurseryQuite dirty) .__. But... the most effective pickup line is: Hi, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?