Your signature made it that much better XD

 

Slightly inappropriate

 

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

 

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away

 

Erm, Are you from Tennessee? Bc you're the only Ten I see ._.

 

Why do drugs when you can do me?

 

I wonder which is more expensive :3

 

Girl are you Jamaican 'cos Ja maican me crazy 'bout you.

 

If you were a drug I'd never be sober

 

If you were a potato you would be a sweet one.

 

are you a parking ticket? Because you've got Fine written all over you.
if I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put U and I together.

I have another one, but it's really innapropriate.

Giggity giggity, giggity goo.
Stick around.

 

Are you a red stone torch because you really know how to extend my piston
I'm like a diamond pick, you can use me all day and night

 

Are you a beaver? Cos dam.

 

Shiningnova06 Care to explain? xD

 

Hey Nova send the third one to me :<

 

The funniest line I know that's original ... is far too inappropriate.
I'm in college so it's kind of okay there I guess, lol.

 

Put it in hidden content

 

I don't remember how to do xenforo. Also some of the mods here are very young, you noob. Learn2mud nub go ply bots u scrb leeg is for gud ppl stp plyng teemo nub.
Wut. Don't quote me on that.
Also, log onto skype bb I'll tell u

 

[.HIDE] Inappropro pickup line here [./HIDE] without the periods, but I'll just message you on skype

 

You - Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Girl - Awww
You - Looks like you landed on your face