You Wake up to Find Yourself as Kim Jong-Un, what do you do?

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  1. TotodileTroll
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    What will you do around in North Korea, and as a political leader? Replies may be funny, or serious.
     
  2. Iamandrewj
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    Shoot people
     
  3. KingAlex
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    use the nuclear launch codes aganist Russia :D
     
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    Actually nuke America :t
     
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    I'd try and re-unite South and North Korea again.
    It'd be a better love story than Twilight.
     
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    ill shoot myself in the head. That means king jong_un is dead. he cant do anything stupid
     
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    I was going to say shoot the person in charge but I feel as if I would be out on a list somewhere. Even saying this may have done so....
     
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    Finish making the Legit Kim Jong-Un game.
     
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    Spend the day doing whatever he typically does, as you didn't indicate that you retain your own consciousness.

    /killjoy :)
     
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    Ya know. Open up the countries borders. Put it all back together. Disable dem nukes. Be a peacemaker. Then lock myself up so when I'm back to normal he can't be crazy again XD
     
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    Lol I'd try to be nice.. or nah c: I would like to see what nuking does. :O
     
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    I'd nuke the ocean. :t
     
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    THE FISH, SOMEONE THINK OF THE FISH
     
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    BUT THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD HAVE A GIANT SUPPLY OF FREE SUSHI! I WOULD DO GOOD THIS WAY!
     
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    uhhhm my distant cousin (South koreans have a whole book with the family tree) lives there. I am South korean (Now living in australia)

    So probably nothing but get out of there
     
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    I'd nuke.......... MY PHONE
     
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    Im a south korean and it would be very hard to put the countries back together. Learn about their history and know why this wont work. It actually is the fact that who would control? And are they going to be communists or not? Etc.
     
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    *Radioactive sushi.
     
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    Details, details,
     
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    Reopen borders, remaster the education system to allow the students to enjoy their young life, surrender all the nukes, allow people going abroad without constantly being monitored by a military official, allow not just the brightest children to progress in schools, spread power more evenly to take power away from the dictators and give back to the people, tax the rich to allow the majority of the country to come out of crippling poverty, sign alliances with major military forces meaning the country itself doesn't need to train it's children to military standards, re-legalize YouTube and other social medias, introduce the NHS and allow legitimate democracy. And introduce pancake day.
     
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