Coming out of a party, someone asked a couple about there relationship. The husband said they never argued once, and explained why. He said that after there honeymoon, his wife got on a horse. The horse didn't move, so she got down, looked at him right in the eyes, and said "That's one." Then she got back on, but the horse still didn't move. She got down again, looked at him right in the eyes, and said "That's Two." The horse still didn't move, so she got off, pulled out her revolver, and shot the horse dead! Her husband said "What are you doing?!?!?! You just cant kill an animal." The wife looked at him, and said "That's one."
Who the hell would shoot a horse? My horse just died last week, it was one of the worst days ever, I'm still really sad, so I don't see how shooting a horse is funny.
But I get it. So after two times of someone not listening, she'll shoot them, so he had argued and she said 'that's one' as in the next time he disagrees with her, she'll shoot him, so I don't see how this is funny.
She died, she had cancer and we had to put her down, she was a really good horse, but we had to put her down. I didn't go to watch, but I at least have her calf, Chicaiti. Her name was Delmoria. So seeing that a horse being shot is funny really upsets me.
Aww When i was 10 years old, i bought 2 turtles that died couple of months of ago, i bought them while they we're little babies, it was a fun 4 years, RIP. i want a horse
Psh mine's better There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
How is this funny? ._. I didn't get it. >.> I have a stupid joke, not sure if you guys will find it funny but I like it. How was the red sea made? Over a very long period ;>
