The blue is me. The red is my friend. This entire thing was unscripted and unedited (except the parts where I edited it during the conversation.)

[5:45:21 PM] DapperEntity: Bored out of my mind.

[5:45:24 PM] DapperEntity: Up for a duel to the death?

[5:45:27 PM] DapperEntity: I'll lay down the rules.

[5:46:06 PM] Chandler: in what game?

[5:46:21 PM] DapperEntity: Skype

[5:46:23 PM] DapperEntity: We have it right now

[5:46:35 PM] DapperEntity: Want the rules? Or are you dishonorable enough to refuse?

[5:48:05 PM] Chandler: rules

[5:48:08 PM] Chandler: lay em on me

[5:48:18 PM] DapperEntity: First:

[5:48:27 PM] DapperEntity: Turn-based.

[5:48:36 PM] DapperEntity: So it doesn't get spammed.

[5:48:52 PM] DapperEntity: Second: No ranged weapons so we can't go "I shoot you in the face bam you're dead."

[5:48:58 PM] DapperEntity: Third: One action per turn.

[5:49:02 PM] DapperEntity: An example of a turn:

[5:49:08 PM] DapperEntity: "I draw my longsword."

[5:49:16 PM] DapperEntity: Still up for it? My turn first.

[5:49:27 PM] DapperEntity: Oh, and no magic.

[5:50:39 PM] Chandler: so

[5:50:58 PM] Chandler: how do we know when someone is dead

[5:51:29 PM] DapperEntity: When the dead person has absolutely no way of escaping and/or they make a fatal mistake.

[5:51:53 PM] DapperEntity: So if you lunge for my heart and I spit on you mid-lunge, you just ran a sword through my heart. I'm dead.

[5:52:02 PM] DapperEntity: You'll know it when it happens.

[5:53:17 PM] Chandler: haha lets do it

[5:54:02 PM] DapperEntity: I bring my Zweihander into a blocking stance.

[5:54:05 PM] DapperEntity: Your move.

[5:54:29 PM] Chandler: damn it

[5:54:32 PM] Chandler: no magic moves

[5:54:34 PM] Chandler: lemmie think

[5:54:49 PM] Chandler: can we cast spells?

[5:55:02 PM] DapperEntity: ...That's magic.

[5:55:09 PM] DapperEntity: Otherwise I'd begin casting a spell of invulnerability.

[5:55:13 PM] DapperEntity: Magic is just cheating.

[5:56:01 PM] Chandler: akrught fare anough

[5:56:02 PM] Chandler: fair

[5:56:23 PM] Chandler: i sprint towards you talking my daggers from my belt

[5:57:06 PM] DapperEntity: I smash you in the face with the hilt of my blade. (Forgot to mention:
Blocking stance = Holding it straight up with one hand on the flat side of the blade. Not too hard to smash you; Just move my left hand a bit.)

[5:57:39 PM] DapperEntity: Your move. You can either use your move to recover or you can make an action that signifies your handicap.

[5:57:49 PM] Chandler: alright fair enough

[5:58:09 PM] DapperEntity: This is my weapon, by the way. http://dmwordoftheweek.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/zweihander.jpg

[5:58:22 PM] DapperEntity: Except that blade is the size of you.

[5:58:27 PM] DapperEntity: We need a banana for scale.

[5:58:49 PM] Chandler: http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/neverwinter.gamepedia.com/8/82/NW_DreadServitors_Dagger_02.png?version=1cb3c82975377d887b524f7975a0b870

[5:59:28 PM] DapperEntity: Those are mean.

[5:59:29 PM] DapperEntity: But still

[5:59:35 PM] DapperEntity: I have much farther reach.

[5:59:49 PM] DapperEntity: I could just poke you from 12 feet away if I wanted.

[6:00:31 PM] Chandler: hmmm

[6:00:35 PM] Chandler: lemmie think for my move

[6:00:39 PM] DapperEntity: That's fine

[6:01:51 PM] Chandler: i touch my face blood hold on

[6:01:54 PM] Chandler: im busy atm

[6:02:03 PM] Chandler: i gotta do some chores

[6:02:06 PM] Chandler: ill brb

[6:02:06 PM] DapperEntity: That's fine

[6:02:17 PM] DapperEntity: So you touch your face-blood? Is that your final action?

[6:03:05 PM] Chandler: nuh

[6:03:09 PM] Chandler: wasnt fnished

[6:03:11 PM] DapperEntity: MKay

[6:03:13 PM] Chandler: ill finish it in a few minutes

[6:03:13 PM] DapperEntity: Finish quickly

[6:03:17 PM] DapperEntity: I want to think

[6:07:56 PM] Chandler: alright

[6:07:58 PM] Chandler: back

[6:08:03 PM] DapperEntity: Awesome.

[6:08:07 PM] DapperEntity: Got 6 other duels going XD

[6:08:26 PM] Chandler: i sprint towards you

[6:08:37 PM] DapperEntity: You already did that. You were wiping your faceblood?

[6:08:46 PM] Chandler: well it was gona be dramatic

[6:09:30 PM] Chandler: i touch my face wiping blood from my bloody nose i look at the blood and i get filled with rage sprinting at you as fast as i possible can juking ur attacks

[6:09:32 PM] Chandler: hows that

[6:10:22 PM | Edited 6:10:53 PM] DapperEntity: You: 1) Touched your face 2) Filled with rage 3)
Sprinted at me 4) Dodged my attacks.

[6:10:26 PM] DapperEntity: Woops XD (Side note: I accidentally did a bunch of emoticons there.)
[6:10:59 PM] DapperEntity: Choose one, buddy.

[6:11:00 PM] Chandler: alright fine

[6:11:12 PM] Chandler: i get filled with rage looking down at my dripping blood

[6:11:17 PM] DapperEntity: Oh, and 5) Wiped the blood from your face

[6:12:06 PM] DapperEntity: Let me think.

[6:12:14 PM] Chandler: alright

[6:12:22 PM] DapperEntity: I slowly approach. My stance continues to be a blocking stance. Your move.

[6:14:17 PM] Chandler: i throw one of my daggers towards you left eye

[6:15:00 PM] DapperEntity: Since I'm in a blocking stance, your dagger got deflected automatically. I kick it several yards away. Your move.

[6:16:51 PM] Chandler: with my one dagger left i look to my left eyebolling my dagger which is about 16 feet away

[6:17:14 PM] DapperEntity: I approach further. We're roughly 5 feet away now.

[6:18:09 PM] Chandler: i rush towards my dagger

[6:18:52 PM] DapperEntity: I drop my stance and run (run, not sprint) until I'm 5 feet away again.

[6:19:32 PM] Chandler: i swing my dagger in my left hand aiming for ur neck

[6:20:45 PM] DapperEntity: Ever heard of something called a bevor? It's a piece of armor you wear around your neck like a collar to prevent decapitations. It deflects your blow. I make a long thrust toward your chest.

[6:20:46 PM] DapperEntity: Your move.

[6:20:54 PM] DapperEntity: Be glad I didn't make you stunned from the bevor

[6:21:41 PM] Chandler: did u pput ur sword into my chest?

[6:22:16 PM] DapperEntity: No, just made a jab. It's not actually in there until either you goof up or I jab during a stun.

[6:22:25 PM] DapperEntity: But yes, it's heading there quite swiftly.

[6:23:20 PM] Chandler: i grab the blade of ur sword and i push it under me so its in the ground between my legs

[6:23:58 PM] DapperEntity: Hmm. How are you going to block this without injuring yourself?

[6:24:02 PM] DapperEntity: I'm about to win.

[6:24:20 PM] DapperEntity: I bring the blade up swiftly. It goes through your nuts and out your skull.

[6:24:24 PM] DapperEntity: I've split you in half. GG.

[6:24:27 PM] DapperEntity: Unless you can block that.

[6:24:29 PM] DapperEntity: Which you can't.

[6:24:36 PM] DapperEntity: Since, you know, it's between your legs.

[6:24:55 PM] DapperEntity: Want to try again?

[6:25:38 PM] Chandler: its called chain gloves

[6:26:10 PM] DapperEntity: Let me give you a tip.

[6:26:27 PM] DapperEntity: Your daggers are double-sided.

[6:26:36 PM] DapperEntity: Meaning if you stick your hand between your legs you cut your nuts off.

[6:26:40 PM] DapperEntity: UNLESS YOU SHEATHED THEM.

[6:26:43 PM] DapperEntity: But you didn't, did you?

[6:26:52 PM] DapperEntity: Meaning you can't block without injuring yourself.

[6:27:39 PM] DapperEntity: GG.

If you want to duel to the death, my Skype is mustthinkofaskypename

 

Bamp