Why do you come to me for help. Yolo I luv it. It makes me feel wanted. Lul. I have 4 FML's..

1st - I was sittin on my porch. Crack open a Root beer. Then a deer came up to me and was all like "yea F*** you!*Slaps" (Didnt really happen)
2nd - I was at my friends house, we had water balloons So, we had a water balloon Fight, so I was chasing after someone, two seconds later, he turns around and throws a fast ball at my nuts ;_;
3rd - I was at my friends house, AGAIN, we went for a bike ride I was going really fast then, my friend just stops. I wasn't looking really I was looking back. So then at this point I was sitting on my bike I went foward cause I crashed into him, all you hear is "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" and I think you know where this goes to.
4th - I was riding my bike, I went down a curb really fast, and I fell and picked my self back up, I was on my stomach on my bike Then I got really bad bike burn on my leg, now is a scar.

 

I just accidentally messaged someone "you lumpy period" trying to /r that to MPG because it was in our skype call. ._.

 

When I was younger and I was at my grandparents which I and my brothers don't go there anymore, very mean and so rude and well they don't want us there anymore... I one hit a glass picture and I hit it and me and my brother were under it and glass went on my brothers head I will never forget that because of how sad I was and depressed from what my grandparents said to me.

 

That's so mean. ;-;

 

When i lost my cyriotmerks head ._.
I legit screamed F*** xD

 

XD FUNNY AS HELL

 

lol I have much more funny stories. I can almost guarantee you that any service worker does.

 

Share Another1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Lol. They're not all FML moments though... don't want to derail the thread too badly.

 

awwwwwwwwwww

 

My fml moment today was when I was on org and another person asked me a question and I did /R I LOVE YOU, I think that kid was asking for a sapling ;_;