Yo muma is so fat when she sat on her iPhone, it became the IPad.

 

Yo mama so wise yoda texts her for advice ohhhhhhh

 

Yo momma is so hairy jane goodal set up camp on her face.

 

Yo mama's so ugly 1 direction went the other direction!

 

Yo mama's so annoying the word annoying is her name

 

Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry

 

Yo mama so scary, people call her Jane the Killer. ;-;

 

Yo Mama So Old She Farts Dust

 

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, its always her birthday.

Stay behind her so you never have to go

 

Yo mama is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!