Your mum's so dumb when I ask for the tv remote, she got me a sandwich

 

Yo mama so fat it's her 100th birthday and she's still being born.

 

Your mamas so old she has an autographed Bible. :confused:

 

Your mamma's so ugly, hello kitty said bye

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits down and stands up, she remains the same height.

 

Yo mama is so fat I took a Picture of her last Christmas and Its still Printing

 

Yo Mama So Stupid She Hit A Parked Car

 

Yo Mama so fat when I Tried Looking At Her Eyes All I Saw Was So Scary 0.0 Scary

 

Yo Mama Is SO STUPID, She Brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! YEAH!
And the fat one brought cereal.

 

Your mama's so fat, when she walks past the tv, you miss the 7 hour marathon special

 

yo mamas so fat, that when she dresses in yellow, the sun gets jealous

 

Yo mamas so fat, if we painted her blue, then went swimming, the whales would sing "we are family"

 

yo mamas so ugly, that when she went to the ugliness competition, she got fined for professionalism.

 

yo mamas so poor, thst she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list

 

yo mamas so fat, she gave dracula diabetes

 

yo mamas so fat, when she stands on the scale she gets her phone number

 

yo mamas so fat, that when she jumped the air she got stuck in it

 

Yo mama's so fugly(fat and ugly) that aliens from outer space thought they had discovered a new species!!!
Yo mama's so hairy scientists believed she was the yeti (lol)

 

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny Abraham Lincoln said ouch.