Seems legit.

 

Hostage response squads inbound

 

Lol

 

Wait I thought only the red flappy bird wad hostile..

 

I don't think they can do anything, we better give them what they want o.o

 

GET THE FREAKING DRONES

 

This could be deadly. *calls Air Force*

 

*Launches air recon into supected area of hostages* We've got them. Preparing to fire. Contacting US for permission to launch missile

 

Permission Granted.

 

*launches missile* *hostage takers see missile and fire counter strikes*
(I learned 1/2 these words form 5 years of Call of Duty )

 

Wish I knew what was so funny about this, guess I just have no humor when people are mindlessly targeting a 9 year old.

 

OPEN FIRE!!!

 

We're not attacking a 9-year-old, we're attacking the hostage takers that kidnapped his parents.

 

*Targetting the blue bird I wish I had donor on .net I'd tpa and give the 10 god things to blue bird :/

 

Oh it's a different picture, same dimensions as the one you posted in his application, rofl.

That's kinda what I get for not looking at the picture, but the size.

 

We are not in anyway targeting him, but the bird that kidnapped his family.

 

What's that? Problems with birds?

Try launching some pigs at them. Seems to kind of work in the reverse so....

 

Lol. Yeah. Sean thought we were plotting against a 9 year old.