check*

 

Yo mama so stupid she still thinks yo mama jokes are still cool

 

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH*

 

LOLOL ^ That's so good xD
Yo momma's so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

 

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

 

;-; *Sniff* That's offensive :baw

 

[EDIT] Yo mama so smart but so dumb, she got a scholarship to Harvard but didn't accept it.

 

Yo mama so old her first Christmas, was the first Christmas.

 

Yo mama so Poor i Threw a rock at a trashcan and she popped out saying who knocked?

 

Yo mama so fat, she couldn't fit in the Trojan horse.

Once upon a time, Yo mama was playing as Mario, She lost the first level since she couldn't fit in the pipe

 

Yo mama so nice, she was hired at the INNO




(International Nice Organization)

 

I hope this one is good.
Yo mama so awesome, she knows how to make a pizza in 1.5 minutes.

 

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car O.O

 

yo mama so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell "taxi!" at her

 

Yo mommas like a hockey player she changes her pads every three periods

(Don't dwell on this children)

 

You can put me in ABC order? LimeCoconutShake

 

Yo mama jokes are old, cheap and overused..

Yo mama's so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Next one is a bit inappropriate.

 

I once knew a guy that did that. It was hilarious. He really messed up his shoulder though.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought facebook was a photo album.

 

Yo mamma so stupid she though Facebook, wasn't connected in away to the internet.