If CypriotMerks Was Jealous of Noobcrew

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  1. pen23
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    This is for fun, if I said anything rude I didn't mean it.

    Noobcrew: Hello everyone, I've been thinking. I think I will add more plugins on Hellblock. Like Nether Fishing, for instance. I also see that you guys like my famous picture of me flying. It is a true masterpiece.
    CypriotMerks *in way back muttering* Little jerk, everyone knows I should be ruling this point, screw his dumb picture, and I'm the one who's helping him, he's taking help for himself? Screw it, I'm gonna take over his computer. Muhahaha
    Noobcrew *at home* Nether Fishing. Got it. Now how do I connect this to Hellblock? Hmm? I'll ask Cyp!
    CypriotMerks: *outside* perfect, now I can hack the computer
    Noobcrew: Hello Cypriot, I noticed you were staring at my wonderful picture of me flying. I notice you're staring deeply, and you're falling in love
    CypriotMerks *glares at Noobcrew*
    Noobcrew: I start to get hourly excitement from this mast--
    CypriotMerks: *kills Noobcrew with an iron sword* I have to hurry and hack his computer
    Noobcrew *comes back* What are you doing on my computer, Cyppy?
    CypriotMerks: Noobcrew, how'd you come back? I thought I killed you...
    Noobcrew: I. I. I... respawned mother chopper!

    To be continued. What do you think happens next? Any other ideas?
     
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    Then noob punched Crew in the face, an act he had wanted to do for a long time but never had an excuse for. :t
     
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    Um did noob punch crew or did he punch cyp?
     
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    fanfiction :t
     
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    This for fun and should not be taken seriously. If I said anything rude I didn't mean it :p

    CypriotMerks: Excrement...
    Noobcrew: Time to die! *strike*
    CypriotMerks: Aww you're wood sword hurts me bad *dies*
    Noobcrew: I'd stay and demote CypriotMerks to guest, but I'm gonna give myself a burst of glee by constantly killing his little fraidy-cat butt.
    CypriotMerks: Noob, I-
    Noobcrew: Don't refer to me as that! *kill*
    CypriotMerks: *respawn* Crew, I'm sorry. Can we be friends and again make Skyblock a better p-
    Noobcrew: *kill*
    CypriotMerks: Please? *dies*
    Noobcrew: Tried to take my spot and hack my computer huh? Nice try.
    CypriotMerks: Crew, please, we can make Skyblock/Hellblock a better plac-
    Noobcrew: *slaughters Cyp*
    CypriotMerks: Please Crew, we can be equal!
    Noobcrew: I'm sorry Cyp but I just don't give a damn. *slash*
    CypriotMerks: *respawn* Crew, I want your genita-
    Noobcrew: *slash*
    CypriotMerks: Crew, what is the point of this? You kill me, I respawn. Nothing changes.
    Noobcrew: *goes to Cyp's spawn spot and hollows*
    Noobcrew: enjoy your little fall *kills Cyp*
    CypriotMerks: *respawns*
    CypriotMerks fell from a high place
    CypriotMerks hit the ground too hard
    CypriotMerks has apparently never heard of stairs
    CypriotMerks forgot his parachute
    CypriotMerks didn't bring a water bucket
    CypriotMerks fell from a high place
    Noobcrew: Hahaha, you're so stupid Cypriot, Cypriot, I own you! Lol XD *dies*
    HenChris: Where's my dead bushes!?
    Noobcrew: *respawns* Who cares, I had my fun. Now time to demote Cyp to guest








    (lol he's not doing that)
     
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    CypriotMerks has apparently never heard of stairs
    CypriotMerks forgot his parachute
    CypriotMerks was playing too close to the pit of death
     
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    HenChris Hmm.. Where are your bushes.. Chris? :p
     
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    Oh... this is a clean fan fic :t
    not my thing :3
     
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    Mild themes :3
     
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    What. Did. I. Just. Read.
     
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    Agreed lmao
     
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    uh. ok. er wow.....
     
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    This has got to be the absolute worst thread I have ever read. Lol you can rate it rude. You know it's true :p
     
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    idk you tell me :p
     
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    You know you love it :t
     
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