I made this for fun, if I said anything rude about anyone or anything I really don't mean it kuraiibu Asper: Asper awakes once again! Look out Hellblock! I'm here to help and kill! */warp mob* Asper: *runs* what a perfect day to kick some zombie butthole *stops* kuraiibu: *crying* Asper: Have no fear the motherfricken warrior is here! So, young misseh, what seems to be your trouble? kuraiibu: *still crying* I *sniff* lost my stuff to a z *sniff* zombie and someone took the items he picked up and now I'm completely *sniff* *sniff* helpless Asper: *sniff* I see. But that's no problem! Here, take this rotten flesh armor and quartz sword, and golden apple. kuraiibu: *smiles* Thanks you're so sweet Asper: anything for you, now I got a date with destiny! *runs to the nether fortress* Asper: *stops* Excrement. I forgot where the pigmen were.. again. Might as well search and kick some mob butt while I do it. Asper: *slays a diamond armored zombie* maximilian500: *takes the nether star chestplate* Asper: You little rogue! I'm killing ya later. maximilian500: its just a piece of armor you crying fgt Asper: :lol: ok back to the pigmen Asper: the pigmen are here! aw crap, that little scumbag is here. I'll try my best not to let him take any more stuff. *kills 3 pigmen and takes the gold ingot and nuggets* lucky me. kuraiibu: *sneaks up behind Asper and humps him* Asper: *turns around* *screams* *tosses his gold nuggets and runs* Asper: wtf that will give me nightmares for the next 5 days */home* Asper: *stores loot in chest* wtf did I just hear? *ghast sound near Asper's island* Asper: Oh crapperia! A ghast! Where's my bow! Excrement! Where is it!? *ghast blows up part of Asper's island* Asper: found it, time to kill the ghast for her salty tears Asper: *comes out* what the... you little blaggard! That was my island! *shoot* *ghast dies* Anthony76: I'm on, Asper. Asper: Anthony, brew me a potion Anthony76: Which type? Asper: Strength II and Regeneration II, both splash. Now hurry up! Anthony76: Hurrying up now, master. 5 hours later The arena. Maximilian500 accepted Asper's fight challenge. They are both standing in the middle, with a few donors spectating, and kuraiibu standing about, watching her love interest. Asper: Alright Maxi, prepare for me to beat your little a**! You ready? maximilian500: More than I'll ever be motherfreaker! [Lavagod] Maxton: Go! Asper: Strafe time! Maximilian500: Constant hits. Any last words, Asper? Asper: Yes. Potions galore! Maximilian500: O.O What? Asper: Potions galore! *splashes Strength II and Regeneration II on self* Maximilian500: Crap! Asper: *swings sword* maximilian500: *runs* gotta run! can't lose! can't loseeee! Asper: This is for my nether star breastplate you little thief! Scumbag! Stupid! maximilian500: must keep running! Asper: *outrun* skills motherfreaker! maximilian500: No! Half a heart warrior! Asper: Shut up Mitch fanboy! *slash* maximilian500: *dies* Lightning striked where maximilian500 died, and Asper got the nether star breastplate. kuraiibu: You won! *kisses Asper* Asper: *blushes* kuraiibu: that's a girl move Asper: males blush too, misseh The crowd applauded. As Maxi respawns. maximilian500: *respawn* maximilian500: Wow that was unfair. He had potions. Why are potions even on Hellblock. Bull. I'm carrying potions around from now on. F**k nether stars. I hope you enjoyed this. Leave your ideas down below.
More on Asper the Warrior: Asper: */warp pvp and runs to grab his stuff* maximilian500: *sneaks up ready to hit* Asper: *turns around swinging his sword* maximilian500: *runs and screams randomly left clicking and accidentally punches Asper as he dies from Asper's strong sword* Asper: Excrement! No! *falls and dies from pigmen* The sword fell into the lava, but still remains.
