Bad / Corny Joke Thread.

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  1. CoffeeForLife
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    Did Delaware her New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska.

    I moustache you a question but I'll shave it for later at eyes nose you will want to ear it.

    Learn sign language, it’s very handy.

    Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender.

    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts!

    What does one doughnut say to the other? Nothing because doughnuts don't talk!

    How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

    What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the fridge? “Close the door! I’m dressing!”

    I'm online. Your online. TALK.



    Feel free to post your own : - )
     
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    Theres something wrong with my phone.. :(

    It hasnt got your number in it ;)
     
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    Because seven eight nine. ;)
     
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    oh rly? i always thought nine eight seven ;-;
     
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    Used to tell that joke all the time


    Do you want to hear a joke about a toilet?
    Nevermind, Its too dirty
    ^^^ Used to be sooo funny
     
    monkeez_rulez, Apr 17, 2014
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    So... puns...
    I should tell chemistry puns. I'll be in my element.
     
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    Nailed it.
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    wtf, I only just got that..
     
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    Knock Knock?

    Who's there?

    Doctor!

    Doctor Who?

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    Much laugh. Such funniness
     
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    Can February March?
    No, but April May.

    If Shaquille O'Neel was:
    A shade of Blue Green: Shaquille O'Teal
    A banana: Shaquille O'Peal
    A criminal: Shaquille O'Steal

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    I know who makes the best jokes. I remember this from Skype. :heart:

    ISuika
     
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    What do you call a bear in the rain?

    A drizzly bear.

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

    He's all right now.

    I used to have a fear of hurdles,

    but I got over it.
     
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    Why did the banana leave the cinema? The film didn't appeal to him.
    What kind of tooth is worth a dollar? A buck tooth.
     
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    Did you hear about the guy who froze himself to absolute zero?
    No? Well, that's fine, he's 0K now.

    I love tell chemistry jokes, but I never get a reaction.


    okokok this one's genius, my brother came up with it:

    Why was ten afraid of eleven?
    Because eleven twelve thirteen! xD
     
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    Why is this joke lame?

    Cuz yolo!



    :t
     
    TheNexusAvenger, Apr 17, 2014
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    I have a few jokes, but they're too cheesy and not very gouda. I have heard some grate ones in this thread, though.
     
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    What sound does a tree make? It barks. Okay, that sucked, but I'll just leave that there.
     
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