Yo mama so fat, anyone who gets near her gets sucked into her orbit.

 

yo mama is so stupid she starved when she was locked in a grocery store

 

Yo mama's so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

 

Yo mama so mean, she caused the Great Depression.

 

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

 

Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!

 

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test

 

You mama so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth from Dr. Pepper.

 

Oh yeah? Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
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Yo Mama so poor, I saw her running after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

 

yo mama is so ugly she gave freddie couagar nightmares.
you mama is so stupid that she waited at the stop sign and waited it to say go.
you mama is so stuipid she put a paper in front of her tv and called it paper view.
yo mama is so ugly hello kitty said goodbye to her

 

Ok, I'll do one.

yo' mama is so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

 

yo mama is so nice she fed starving orphans
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Feel the burn

 

hey, dats my signature.

 

it was used for the yo mama joke

 

Yo mama is such a good baker, her chocolate chip cookies don't even exist—the neighborhood kids gobble 'em down before they're even baked.

 

Oh yeah? Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

 

Yo mama so ugly, she got arrested for mooning.

 

cept he doesnt have the looping one ;o