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user below me post farms.

 

Uhm, no

UBM invests in stocks

 

Yes I am the Wolf of Wall Street (I’m in jail rn)

UBM has been to jail for something serious

 

Gotten 3 DUIs, and was convicted of vechicular manslaughter for killing a family of 5, while under the influence. Served 15 years in prison, and can no longer hold a driver's license. Was later held in jail for 18 months for tax evasion, minor counts of fraud and possession of illegal substances.

Been sober for 6 years now and still regret what I have done.

Man do I miss my truck.

Ubm has scammed someone on skyblock

 

brother….
and no i haven’t scammed anybody i haven’t logged on to this server in like 2 years
UBM is an active gang member

 

Yes I am but I am not allowed to say any more than that....

UBM has had gender changing surgery

 

i have not

UBM plays on 1.19.2 (instead of .4)

 

Perhaps I'm a little too lazy to change my client's version...

UBM plans on creating a head for the DP head competition

 

i was but idk how to really finish it off...

user below eats pineapple pizza and is werid

 

it's good, cry about it

user below me doesn't know what 2+2 is

 

nah i actually slept for 12 hours
ubm enjoys french people

 

I hate french people

Ubm is a French person

 

i cant say it outright but lets say i am more enthusiastic about some more than others...
and no im not french. never.
ubm likes french people and/or is french/has been to france/likes france in any way

 

i wanna go france

user below me likes butterflies

 

Can't say that has occurred to me!

User below me has achieved gold on all 150cc Mario Kart Wii cups.

 

nah but i did play mario kart once and it was pretty dope cant lie

ubm is a member of a band called "twink revolution"

 

howd you get in my band!!!
and no i dont live paycheck to paycheck cuz i dont get paid
ubm is a raver

 

I am allergic to them but this sounds like FlowerCrown, lol.
UBM hates public callouts.

 

i dont mind
ubm is a twink