granted, but it doesn't work

I wish for the power of invisibility

 

granted, but you are permanently invisible. Since you are completely invisible, light passes completely through your retinas and you are permanently blind as well.
I wish for 10 dollars

 

Granted but it’s ripped in half

I wish for Minecraft to run perfectly and not crash

 

Granted, but it is the only thing you can run on your computer.
I wish to be a chess grandmaster

 

granted, but nobody knows that you are

I wish to be immune to sun burns

 

Granted but since your skin always touches the sun, you can never wear clothes again, only bathing suits.

I wish to have a happy, healthy life

 

Granted, but the battery lasts for 30 minutes

I wish for 1k/day for my entire lifetime
oops my bad

 

you get your money and its anonymously wired to your bank account everyday but you have to live with the knowledge that every cent of it is partitioned from child trafficking, organ harvesting, etc

alright i wish that joe biden wins in november

 

granted, but he gets assassinated and the country falls into political turmoil. After much finger-pointing, it is determined that Russia assassinated Biden. Quickly escalating conflict leads to nukes being launched, and everyone dies
I wish for a free 20 piece mcnuggets.

 

Granted but they are expired, old and nasty

I wish to have a dragon head

 

granted. Your head is now that of a dragon. You are too weak to hold your head straight, so you look down at the ground for the rest of your life, and eventually die of back-related issues.
I wish to be immortal.

 

Granted, but you feel twice the pain.

I wish for a politics section on this forum

 

Granted but it will be immune for regular players to use it.


I wish that it is clear on my birthday.

 

Granted, but your parents forget your birthday

I wish for infinite rare keys on economy
(don't say that I cant open any of them or sell them that's boring)

 

granted. However, you are forced to spend the rest of your life opening them, one after the other. You quickly die of dehydration, as you are unable to get out of your chair to get water.

I wish for someone to play me in chess

 

Granted but you will lose

I wish for wishes that cannot be corrupted

 

granted, but the only thing you can ever wish for is more wishes.
I wish for high-speed wifi

 

granted, but it only works for 30 seconds after installation
i wish for time travel to get invented

 

first of all, that's cruel ok
granted, but it takes 3 years

i wish to eat a pizza that i love
right now