Granted, but you have to build it yourself and then watch it burn the moment you finish it

I wish for infinite healthy food

 

Granted, but all the food is healthy, but ur allergic to it

I wish for a dad...........

 

Granted, but he beats you daily
I wish for my wish to be corrupted

 

Granted but the wish was never granted

I wish for a googolplexian of $$$

 

Granted, but some homeless guy robs you of it 10 minutes after you get it.

I wish for Bill to shut up!

 

granted, but bert starts talking

i wish i had a life

 

Granted but you immediately die afterwards

I wish for the ability to hack the server

 

Granted but you must owe Dominos Pizza 15 dollars for not paying your meaty supreme XL pizza



I wish for Gamzee24 to be back

 

Granted but he griefs everyone's islands

I wish for something to do that isn't killing anyone

 

Granted. A guy called "anyone" is safe, but everyone else dies.

I wish to be able to breathe underwater

 

granted but that's only for 1 second

I wish for the ability to make things disapppear

 

Granted, but you are unable to make them appear again and every time you make something disappear, something you love disappears aswell

I wish for doggos to be immortal (pls no corrupt)

 

Granted but humans now only live for 1 day

I wish for clean water for the africans

 

Granted, but you are killed due to stereotypes. Not all people in Africa are starving smh

I wish for infinite incorruptible perfect genies and to be immortal

 

Granted, but your wish of immortality messes with your normal humanal brain function leading you to insanity.

I wish for 5 diamonds.

 

granted but ur 5 diamonds are taken away from u bc ur unable to prove that theyre really yours

i wish for a million bucks

 

Granted, but the genie is dyslexic so he brings you a million aggressive ducks instead

I wish for bert to be demoted

 

Granted, but he becomes a salty ex mod and starts griefing everyone
i wish for free tacos

 

Granted, but the tacos are a few years old with black mold and horrible smell.

I wish I can go to sleep

 

this has two outcomes:
one: granted, but you are murdered in your sleep
two: granted, but you have horrible nightmares, and keep waking up every two minutes. you then stagger out of your room to the bathroom to find a serial killer waiting there. you are then murdered while you are awake.



i wish for 2 wishes