i watched orange is the new black in 2 weeks, all 5 seasons 1 hour long episodes :")

 

I almost drank hand sanitizer thinking it was water even though it's green.

 

Just down the whole bottle at this point

 

fav show UhM

 

seems reasonable I have it right next to me at the moment actually )))

 

Once my 5th period substitute teacher pissed everyone off and she called my school campus security to take hold of the situation lmao

 

I was born.

 

thats just beautiful

 

yesterday I was in a supermarket and I was wearing all black because if was raining and why not. and then the supermarket lady who was doing the scanny thingie for me said, "You look like a nun, here's something to brighten you up!!" And she stuck a sticker on my nose.

 

I was just eating cheese

 

omg sameeeeee and also in the middle when micheal scott leaves omg

 

my cat i mean dog is playing with a mouse toy and cuddling my bacK where i had surgery while purring

meanwhile my other dog thats like 10 times her^^ size is scared of dogs her size, curiously licking everything (including my computer) and hiding under my bed from the vacuum and the trashcan and annoying my other dog and stuffing her slimey toys in my face

I love my dogs.

 

yay!