Tell me something that's happened in your life.
-Mercy
xx

 

My soul died.

 

Damn thats DeEp

 

Yup
Also, that’s what she said.

 

my wiener once touched the inside of the toilet bowl in a taco bell so i had to cut it off and live life as a female

 

That's something you don't hear everyday

 

there's a fly in my room and no matter what I do I can't catch it :<

 

okay bunni stay calm its all going to be okaY

 

NO ITS NOT it keePS buZZIng in my eAR

 

JUST RUN AND FLAP YOUR ARMS

 

BUT IM SITTING DOWN

 

I have a giant fly in my room lmao

AnD yOuRe noT aLoNe

 

A cat is sleeping on my floor

 

My cucumber plant grew cucumbers

 

I managed to let a cactus die from not watering it.

 

I finished watching 13 seasons of supernatural in less than a month

 

I cried when I finished the office

 

thats one gee gee

 

a cactus. I can't even-

 

tell Mildred to get off your floor. Maybe you can get scratched instead?