Ok, so I don't expect this to catch on but I had this idea after health class. Basically, you'll give me two random subjects, for example; tennis and pencils, and I'll use "logic" to connect them in a sort of way. Ex: "Everyone knows tennis is played on two sides of a court. Tennis also uses tennis rackets, which are hand instruments that are occasionally made of wood. Pencils are hand instruments, occasionally made of wood, and are preferred to be number 2. Therefore pencils and tennis are pretty much the same thing." Try to use the most ridiculous subjects you can!
For some reason i thought this was gonna be about the rapper logic lol Anyways, toenails and baseballs
I hope you're familiar with the theory of evolution. *ahem* everybody knows that humans evolved from birds. It's been proven over and over again, especially when anthropologists revealed ancient humans had feathers. What do birds have to do with infected moles, you ask? Nothing. They're opposites... almost so perfectly opposite it can't be a coincidence. And why are they infected? Simple. All moles are infected already because they're blind. They have blind's disease.
Pineapple is a common pizza topping, but if you're talking about the popular mammal eaten in the Galapagos Region by the natives of 1870, you'd know that the pizza is a rare three-legged rodent idolized and worshipped down there. Every year, one of the Galapagos natives would hunt and kill a pizza and dress them with the holy "pizza sauce" once the animal was stripped of its meat and eaten, the bones were burned as an offering to the great pizza spirit. Also, this has to do with pineapple because Darwin brought some pineapple with him on his expedition and disgraced the great pizza by contaminating it with an unclean fruit.
If you're a Latin scholar, it should be obvious that laptodatylis fallaz directly translates into "lily pad flower." But you should have known that already. Shifting to the other subject, men who live on snowy or icy rivers are commonly known as Russians. In the northernmost region of Russia, the villages celebrate the new year by fermenting the flower of a lily pad and making it into some hardcore moon shine. Of course, everything is legal in Russia so this continues to this day.
Jake Paul, more commonly known on the streets as "herpes," is a washed up 35 year old mafia member who won the lottery and got an age transplant.
Hemorrhoids, a bone in your upper thigh, and the Tenor Horn, the smallest bone in your elbow, both pull the muscles that control your lips.
I get the joking attitude, but lepto means light, dactyl means toe/finger, and fallax means fake ._. Just for the record. Also not a man from a snowy river, it's The man from Snowy River Either way, nice.
I thought this was going to be sexual because of your health class Anyway I guess I would use Flat Screen TV and a Train.
Omg this is wrong in SO many ways. Hemorrhoids are veins in the butt and the tenor horn is an instrument.
This was tough... the only way I could connect these two together, I originally thought, was how I used to watch Thomas the Train on my grandma's Tv when I was 4, but flat screens weren't a thing then. So I tried again; Trains originally ran on steam power. The pressure from the built up steam would cause the train to move forward, or whatever. This is similar to how the first televisions operated; tiny trains inside the tv would run up and down, transmitting information and code as to display the picture. Or something like that.
