Hey. All I want you to do, is come up with a little mini song. A jingle of sorts. Of course keep it CLEAN AND APPROPRIATE. Also if you want, feel free to make recordings of you singing your song so people know how the rhythm goes. I will start with a song that I came up with on the spot to help a friend who will go unnamed with a problem they've been having with suicide I want you to survive I want you to thrive I want to see what you can do when all the odds are against you I want to see your heart shine bright With so many sorts of joyous light
oh. and here's me singing my jingle... though.. my Computer and phone mic always play my voice at a slightly lower pitch than it actually is... Vocaroo | Voice message also i was running out of breath at the end because i never decided to breathe the entire time
What's a party? I've never been Well I went to one once, but I couldn't get in I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win So I bought two more and I lost again My phone's plugged in but it isn't chargin' I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson Could you please shut the door if you're gonna barge in My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin' I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop Little things make me wanna cry sometimes But that's just life It'll be alright
Why must you do this? I asked for the song to be clean/appropriate. Censorship does not make it acceptable to my definition of clean/appropriate
I got a big fat an' I call her 'Big Fat' Girl ain't got no man, but I still hit her like a tucan Me and the boys roll through, lookin' like a couple of fatties at Burger King's drivethru We ain't thirsty, we just craven that dirty I got your girl in my car, taken her way far Sell a couple of rocks down by the LA docks That's where I met her, your mums hairdresser Girl super fine, I wanted her mine But she wasn't fat like Big Fat And I'm a hunna percent sure her man's a snitch I'm spitting pure rhymes, I'm your so good she'll feel like she stepped on a landmine And now she handicapped and I'm like, 'Girl, you're handywhacked' We came through in a benz, a stretch limo Your man said he look like al capino I called your mum and she was lookin super good. She had a pair of big fat titties But she knew I wasnt frontin because I keep it litty. - That's a platinum sixteen right there.
*warning - explicit* Zlatan Ibrahimovic, he is a Swedish hero, On a free from PSG he cost us f****** zero, Six foot five, hard as f***, he gets the Reds excited, Stick your City up your a***, 'Cause we are Man United.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a Swedish soccer player, PSG is a French Soccer Team The Reds is Man United City as in every team Man United play or their rivals Manchester City Manchester United is an English soccer team.
You know.. I'm not sure people understood my instructions. I said "come up with a little mini song". I meant think of something yourselves instead of just singing songs from artists you like. And why is it that both times I've asked that people keep it clean/appropriate they just don't freakin listen?
Even at that. There are still other people who quoted already existing songs rather than make their own. I would like to add though it was neither clean, nor appropriate
