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Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

 

Do I know any roofing jokes? Well, idk, it's over my head.

 

I'll happily admit that this one isn't mine, I found it online. Nonetheless, being a nerd, I enjoyed it-

"What do you call the security team at a Samsung store?"
"the Guardians of the Galaxy"

i'll go die now

 

Oh man. That was good

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stray exposes the truth
The community gets triggered
Stray gets banned
archer comes to the rescue
He drops a Note 7
Allahu Akbar

 

not the Note 7!

 

Oh yes

*Drops the bomb*

 

Why are you saying 'God is most great' at the end of your poem?

 

Ill see you in heaven m8

 

Cause it's a good ending imo for that Poem

 

I have an immature poem here:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You left my bathroom with dread
now it smells like poo

 

The third line needs to match with the structure of the other lines