You could've offended vegans jk jk

not vegetarians. My grandparents, Natalia, my spanish teacher who is lit, are vegetarians.

Im not vegetarian so this doesn't offend me.

 

Wait Subway offers vegie patty?

 

Here I am. In a world where the modern day person is looking around at my threads and looking for reasons to throw fits and whine and get offended by my opinions. Smh

 

atlEAST IM NOT A COLD BlOODED MURdERER

 

oops time to change my lifestyle because a lil boy on the internet called me a nolife (

 

Ate least I don't hate plants. Vegetarians kill several plants every day. 1like = 1prayer for plants all over the globe.

Um. There are several better vegan alternatives to veggie patties. Such as salads. I never called anyone a nolife.

 

Wait till the people that can handle jokes get on. You see jokes like this on the internet all the time.

 

hmm

 

Exactly. You have a life because you picked one of subway's delicious sandwiches. I like everything subway, vegan and all. Except for the veggie patty. C'mon vegans, chopped salads are better.

Edit: if you read closely at what you quoted me on, you will notice I said congratulations you now have a life. I never said anything about no lifes. It is all in the context of what I said.

Edit 2: if you reread my thread, you will see that I no longer say anything about life period.

 

For those assuming that I am attacking vegans, I will be editing this post soon with a vegan version of this joke.

 

YOU SAID YOU NOW HAVE A LIFE WHICH MEANS YOU'RE IMPLYING BEFORE YOU FOLLOWED YOUR STEPS YOU DID NOT HAVE A LIFE LOOOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOL

LOOOOOOOL

 

i love how he's defending himself lmaoooo

 

I removed that part of my post in my last edit. What does that mean?

 

u coLD bLoODEd mURdERer oM!1gg1 iM So DonE wiTh yOU i JuSt canT oMGGGGGg1gg1g1

 

But like, does it really matter? What is the point of this thread lol

If people want a veggie patty, they can get it. If you want a bacon and pastrami sub with extra bacon and pastrami with oil and bacon bits and lettuce, go ahead. Idk what I'm reading here

 

I love how people can't get over an food preference. LOO! I mean, LOL!

 

Who knew food could be so offensive? Like, without bringing Gordon Ramsay'sprofanity I mean...

 

LOL EDDIE UR A JOKE MY DUDE LIKE JUST STOP TALKING FOR EVERYONES SAKE
sincerely,
every single person on the website

 

tru tru tru