Random Questions What is your life motto? Love is a sick and twisted joke, don't fall in it. Who is your celebrity crush? Josh Hutcherson or Demi Lovato What is your favorite game? Mario Kart. What is one of your bad habits? Biting my nails. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes. What is your favorite pickup line? Are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you. What is your favorite word? Gay. What is your favorite animal? Penguins. Have you ever had a surgery? Yes, tonsil removal. Which of your parents do you prefer? Neither. Who inspired you? J.K Rowling. Do you believe in ghosts? Depends on the situation. What is one rule you'd make if you were president? I'd execute toxic people, so basically execute everyone. Coffee or alcohol? Alcohol. Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes, I'll explain somewhere else in this thread. Who is your favorite author? Robert Muchamore. What's on your bucket list this year? To find someone I love who I can stay with forever. If a genie granted you three wishes right now, what would you wish for? To be more attractive, to have unlimited fame and the ability to not be judged for who I am. Who is your favorite animated character? Homer Simpson. What's your musical preferences? Anything, if I like a song then I like it. Have you ever thought of adopting? Yes. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you'd be older? A train driver. If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet? It'd actually be interesting to meet Adolf Hitler, not trying to be offensive here though. What's the biggest lie you've ever told? I forgot... How many emails do you roughly get daily? About three. What did you do on your 16th birthday? Went to the movies and watched "Going in Style". Would you rather be hated or forgotten? Forgotten, it's easier to be remembered than to be liked. Have you ever dyed your hair? Once blonde and once black. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Teleportation. Where do you see yourself in five years? Studying for a course in the hospitality industry. What do you define as a family? People who don't give a s*** about what others think about you and are able to support you no matter what. How do you want to be remembered? Being the only person in New Zealand to survive in World War III. Are you a leader or a follower? Depends on the situation. If you could speak another language, what would it be? Russian. What makes you happy? Anything that can easily get rid of your depression, even if it's only temporary. What is your biggest trigger? Suicidal jokes. What is your humor like? Inappropriate and dark. If you could change one event in history, what would it be and how would you change it? I'd have killed Hitler before World War I even started. What do you want written on your gravestone? You're next. What is your favorite Yo Mama joke? Yo Mama so fat, when the doctor asked for her weight, he said "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!" How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? I wouldn't. If you were on death row, what would your final meal be? XXXXXXXXXL Cheeseburger and Fries. It'd take me forever to eat so I can live forever. Which one of your friends would be the last person you'd want to be president and why? My friend Hope, she talks too much. If you could choose how you die, how would you go out? I want to die as a murderer in a hospital whom nobody knows who the murderer is until it's almost too late. I want to die in a dramatic fight with the remaining survivors. If you could bring anyone back from the dead, who would it be? My grandma. If you could speak to everyone in the world at the same time, what would you say? Let's all hold hands and see how many of us drown! How do you define love? As a sick and twisted joke. What is your biggest regret? Buying donor on this server, it made me want more.
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