Hey, my name is Tyler because the hospital wouldn't let my mother call me "Oops". I'm a failure at life which is why I'm back here. I didn't really care much except for the earsofjoy: emoji. Nonetheless, I'm back. I'm not gonna say I'm better than ever, given I'm a little sheet at times.

Questions

1. What is your life motto? Love is a sick and twisted joke, don't fall in it.
2. What is your favorite color? Black.
3. What is your favorite TV Show? 2 Broke Girls
4. What is your favorite song? Simple Plan - Untitled"
5. Who is your celebrity crush? Josh Dun or Ariana Grande
6. What is your favorite game? Mario Kart.
7. What is one of your bad habits? Biting my nails.
8. Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes.
9. What is your favorite pickup line? Are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
10. What is your worst fear? I have two. Living and dying.
11. What is your favorite word? Gay.
12. What is your favorite dish? Spaghetti and meatballs.
13. What is your favorite animal? Penguins.
14. Have you ever had a surgery? Yes, tonsil removal.
15. Which of your parents do you prefer? Neither.
16. Who inspired you? J.K Rowling.
17. Do you believe in ghosts? Depends on the situation.
18. What is one rule you'd make if you were president? I'd execute toxic people, so basically execute everyone.
19. Coffee or alcohol? Alcohol.
20. Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes, I'll explain somewhere else in this thread.
21. Who is your favorite author? Robert Muchamore.
22. What's on your bucket list this year? To find someone I love who I can stay with forever.
23. If a genie granted you three wishes right now, what would you wish for? To be more attractive, to have unlimited fame and the ability to not be judged for who I am.
24. Who is your favorite animated character? Homer Simpson.
25. What's your musical preferences? Anything, if I like a song then I like it.
26. Have you ever thought of adopting? Yes.
27. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you'd be older? A train driver.
28. If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet? It'd actually be interesting to meet Adolf Hitler, not trying to be offensive here though.
29. What's the biggest lie you've ever told? I forgot...
30. How many emails do you roughly get daily? About three.
31. What did you do on your 16th birthday? Nothing, not 16 yet.
32. Would you rather be hated or forgotten? Forgotten, it's easier to be remembered than to be liked.
33. Have you ever dyed your hair? Once blonde and once black.
34. If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Teleportation.
35. Where do you see yourself in five years? Studying for a course in the hospitality industry.
36. What do you define as a family? People who don't give a s*** about what others think about you and are able to support you no matter what.
37. How do you want to be remembered? Being the only person in New Zealand to survive in World War III.
38. Are you a leader or a follower? Depends on the situation.
39. If you could speak another language, what would it be? Russian.
40. What makes you happy? Anything that can easily get rid of your depression, even if it's only temporary.
41. What is your biggest trigger? Suicidal jokes.
42. What is your humor like? Inappropriate.
43. If you could change one event in history, what would it be and how would you change it? I'd have killed Hitler before World War I even started.
44. Which celebrity do you think shouldn't be allowed to sing? Justin Bieber.
45. What do you want written on your gravestone? You're next.
46. What is your favorite Yo Mama joke? Yo Mama so fat she don't need internet as she's already world wide!
47. Would you rather explore the deepest parts of the ocean or a new planet? The ocean.
48. How would you survive a zombie apocalypse? I wouldn't.
49. If you were on death row, what would your final meal be? XXXXXXXXXL Cheeseburger and Fries. It'd take me forever to eat so I can live forever.
50. Which one of your friends would be the last person you'd want to be president and why? My friend Hope, she talks too much.
51. If you could choose how you die, how would you go out? I want to die as a murderer in a hospital whom nobody knows who the murderer is until it's almost too late. I want to die in a dramatic fight with the remaining survivors.
52. If you could bring anyone back from the dead, who would it be? My grandma.
53. If you could speak to everyone in the world at the same time, what would you say? Let's all hold hands and see how many of us drown!
54. How do you define love? As a sick and twisted joke.
55. What is your biggest regret? Buying donor on this server, it made me want more.

Contact Details
Wattpad: RealTDITyler
Discord: TeamTyler#2561
YouTube: GrumpyTeamer
Minecraft: SaltAndPingu

Yea you all know too much now, gotta dispose of you. :cat
Nah, I'll spare you... for now...

Tagging people I like
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Macpaaak

Biggest secret in the whole world here!

UnHidden Content:

 

first and hello tyler

 

Hi there and welcome back!

 

I know it ;') Remember you'll get through it.

 

it was depressing for me but I told you cos I was desperate for help at the time
thx

Silly, I've been here the whole time thanks however

first to get f-
first to be amazing

 

Hey there tyler

 

hi

 

you know you can always talk to me Tyler

 

hey hi hello hsbshxisvwbwks

 

hello hey hi
QUOTE="Macpaaak, post: 1344783, member: 47471"]you know you can always talk to me Tyler [/QUOTE] thanks <#

 

thanks <#[/QUOTE]
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Added secret

 

I'm happy that you're unbanned tbh.

 

So am I

 

HAIIII TYLER!!!!

 

Hello Oops!

 

HAI

HAI

 

Waazzzzuuupp

 

What does Tyler v8.3.5 have that v8.3.4 doesn't?

Anyways, HIIII TYLERRRR

 

A really high ego