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  1. Emerald
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    Fill this thread with random things. No rules in this thread, except the only rules is to follow all the forums rules and use common sense :)

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    there was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the middle just shaking his fist at the children
     
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    Bossgamer x Lucy forever! I hope they don't see this
     
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    I'm hot. : )
     
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    not surprised at who made this altho I thought I would
     
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    at some boys who were down by the crick
    Their feet in the water, their hands on their
    Marbles and play things at a half passed four
    There came a young lady who looked like a
    Pretty, young preacher
    She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
    And she showed them her
    Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
    She said she was learning a new way to
    Bring up her children, so they would not spit
    While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
    Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
    While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
    Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
    He looked like a man with a sizable
    Home in the country, with a big fence out front
    If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
    Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
    And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
    Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
    And then she'd bend over and suck on his
    Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
    And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
    Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
    If you think this is dirty
    You can go f*** yourself!
     
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    Sweet!
     
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    there was an old farmer who lived on a rock, he sat in the middle just shaking his fist
    at some boys who were down by the crick
    Their feet in the water, their hands on their
    Marbles and play things at a half passed four
    There came a young lady who looked like a
    Pretty, young preacher
    She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
    And she showed them her
    Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
    She said she was learning a new way to
    Bring up her children, so they would not spit
    While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
    Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
    While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
    Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
    He looked like a man with a sizable
    Home in the country, with a big fence out front
    If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
    Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
    And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
    Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
    And then she'd bend over and suck on his
    Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
    And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
    Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
    If you think this is dirty
    You can go f*** yourself!

    My Cousin taught me this =P
     
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    WHY IS THERE A SPACE BETWEEN THE WORDS AND THE HYPHEN! ALSO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY IS THE 'T' IN OFF TOPIC CAPITALISED? ALSO, WHY DID YOU USE A HYPHEN?
     
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    abcdefg, gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue, something something in a shoe.
    Doigh Roblox
     
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    Now I'm running for my life, because the red ones got a knife.
    Roblox
     

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