Your in-game name: Pile_of_Butts What timezone are you in? Not sure, ask Myrmidous ...he knows timezones by heart. What country do you live in? What languages do you speak? I speak English and am proficient in the vernacular of teenagers. Do you have 2FA enabled? Yes/No Mais, oui... Do you have the necessary means of capturing evidence? (i.e. recording software, screenshots, etc) Yes, I have the necessary "means". I am mean enough to capture rule-breakers and extract evidence from them (i.e. whips & chains, torture devices, etc.) Why do you think you should become a mod? I would like to be chosen for the position of Forums Administrator for various reasons. First off, I am one of the very few mothers on here (*chest bumps Myrmwife & xphstos37 ) and feel that one cannot deal with the pressures of administrating the forums successfully and with ease without one having previously pushed out a 7-10 pound baby. Though the pain of an administrative position is only one notch higher in level to the pain of childbirth, I have something to offer that the previous holders of this position did not: experience in dealing with swollen ankles. When Kato's ankles swelled up as a result of the pressures of administration, he took the "baby" that is this position and he threw it on the g r o u n d!! He then said, "What, you think I'm stupid?" to which Sean replied, "I'm not a part of your system...MY dad's not a phone! DUH!" However, when his ankles swelled up, Sean tried to squeeze out that 7-10 pound "baby" by shooting himself in his own foot to counter the pain. Me, I would be able to "handle" the "swollen ankles" that accompany this "baby" as I "survived" "having done so" "in real life". *flips hair Secondly, another reason why I believe I should be a candidate for this position is that whether I am menstruating or not, I hate everyone equally. As a result, you can be assured that there is no chance in hell that I would be biased in executing my responsibilities/haters. Finally, I should be chosen because I am a person who cares about this place and can promise everyone that I would work hard to take care of it, just as Kato and Sean did before me, but with heels on and with way more fabulous hair. How long can you be active on the server everyday? I can be active on the server for the entire time that I am not being active off the server. How long have you been playing Skyblock? Way long, I'm addicted. Have you ever been banned in the past? (Forums & In-game) Yes, I have, but no, not really. Do you have any past experience as a moderator? I have moderated 2 of Noobcrew's servers, Mineverse, Skywars and am an Smod on another server. That's in addition to being a regular on these forums, which proves I can not only juggle well, but that I can juggle well while walking around with fabulous hair in heels despite swollen ankles after having pushed out a 7-10 pound baby AT the same time. Do you meet the requirements for staff? Yes/No Not only do I meet them, I believe I have proven I am entirely over-qualified for the position. I MEAN, yes. Thank you for reading my application for Forum Administrator on Skyblock.
I sadly have to say no support (for now), you don't have a very well written application and I never see you online in-game (even forum administrators should be online in-game). Good luck
