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  1. Strommaniac
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    He was a boy.
    She was a girl.
    Can I make it anymore obvious?
    He was a punk.
    She did ballet.
    What more can I say?
    He wanted her.
    She'd never tell.
    Secretly she wanted him as well.
    And all of her friends stuck up their nose.
    They had a problem with his baggy clothes.

    He was a skater boy.
    She said, "See ya later, boy."
    He wasn't good enough for her.
    She had a pretty face but her head was up in space.
    She needed to come back down to earth.

    Five years from now, she sits at home feeding the baby.
    She's all alone.
    She turns on TV and guess who she sees?
    Skater boy rockin' up MTV.
    She calls up her friends.
    They already know.
    And they've all got tickets to see his show.
    She tags along,
    Stands in the crowd,
    Looks up at the man that she turned down.

    He was a skater boy.
    She said, "See ya later, boy."
    He wasn't good enough for her.
    Now he's a superstar
    Slammin' on his guitar
    Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

    He was a skater boy.
    She said, "See ya later, boy."
    He wasn't good enough for her.
    Now he's a superstar
    Slammin' on his guitar
    Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

    Sorry, girl, but you missed out.
    Well, tough luck, that boy's mine now.
    We are more than just good friends.
    This is how the story ends.
    Too bad that you couldn't see...
    See the man that boy could be.
    There is more than meets the eye,
    I see the soul that is inside.

    He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl.
    Can I make it anymore obvious?
    We are in love.
    Haven't you heard how we rock each other's world?

    I'm with the skater boy.
    I said, "See ya later, boy."
    I'll be backstage after the show.
    I'll be at the studio singing the song we wrote
    About a girl you used to know.

    I'm with the skater boy.
    I said, "See ya later, boy."
    I'll be backstage after the show.
    I'll be at the studio singing the song we wrote
    About a girl you used to know.
     
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    i love this
     
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    thanks im glad i could give you some more informatiion about me
     
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    this used to be the song i would wake up to in third grade for my alarm at 5 am everyday
     
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    mad memories in this song
    i mean introduction
     
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    oh 'ello there.
     
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    hiiiiii
     
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    i was literary singing this out loud
    and im into it!!!!11111!111111!
     
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    i used to love this song so much
     
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    back off all of you he's mine i swear to god i'll beat you with a spoon like your wog parents
     
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    I found the description of you!!
    she sits at home feeding the baby.
    She's all alone.
    She turns on TV and guess who she sees?
    Skater boy rockin' up MTV.
    She calls up her friends.
    They already know.
    And they've all got tickets to see his show.
    She tags along,
    Stands in the crowd,
    Looks up at the man that she turned down.

    Hows your baby? Who looked after the baby when you were at the concert??? #badparenting
     
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    Hottt much hot SGT
     
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    im the better granny
     
  14. Strommaniac
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    i do not accept this statement.
    it's on.
     
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    I will win.
     
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    Bring. it. on.
     
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    try me



    (ALSO DO NOT EVER SEARCH CUTE GRANNIES IM SCARRED)
     
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    Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it
    The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

    Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco
    They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
    You could see me, you can't squeeze me
    I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
    I got reasons why I tease 'em
    Boys just come and go like seasons
    Fergalicious (so delicious)
    But I ain't promiscuous
    And if you was suspicious
    All that s*** is fictitious
    I blow kisses (mwah)
    That puts them boys on rock, rock
    And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

    So delicious (It's hot, hot)
    So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
    So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
    I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

    Fergalicious def-, fergalicious def-, fergalicious def...
    Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
    They always claim they know me
    Comin' to me, callin' me Stacy (Hey, Stacy)
    I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
    And can't no other lady put it down like me
    I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
    My body stay vicious
    I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
    He's my witness (oh, wee)
    I put yo' boy on rock, rock
    And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

    So delicious (It's hot, hot)
    So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
    So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
    I'm Fergalicious (hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

    Baby, baby, baby
    If you really want me
    Honey, get some patience
    Maybe then you'll get a taste
    I'll be tasty, tasty
    I'll be laced with lacy
    It's so tasty, tasty
    It'll make you crazy

    T to the A to the S T Y, girl, you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
    D to the E to the L I C I O U S; D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it, Fergie

    All the time I turn around brothas gather round
    Always looking at me up and down looking at my (uh)
    I just wanna say it
    Now, I ain't tryin' to round up drama, little mama
    I don't wanna take your man
    And I know I'm comin' off just a little bit conceited
    And I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
    But I'm tryin' to tell that I can't be treated like clientele
    'Cause they say she
    Delicious (so delicious)
    But I ain't promiscuous
    And if you was suspicious
    All that s*** is fictitious
    I blow kisses (mwah)
    That puts them boys on rock, rock
    And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
    Four, tres, two, uno

    My body stay vicious
    I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
    He's my witness (oh, wee)
    I put yo' boy on rock, rock
    And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

    It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
    So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
    So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
    I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty

    It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
    So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
    So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
    I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-tasty tasty

    T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
    T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
    T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
    T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
    To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
    To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
    To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
    To the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
    T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
    T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
    T to the A, to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
    T to the A, to the, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
    To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
    To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
    To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S
    To the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the...
     
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    This thread! xD i love it.
    Btw didnt know u were sgtgranny stromaniac thnx for replying on my post earlier.
    And welcome to forums. ;)
     
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    I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

    Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those big cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend.

    Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.

    In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
     
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