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  1. MyNamesJeff
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    post your best pickup lines here!

    mine:
    Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.
     
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    ur lucky i cant rate kid
     
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    Lucy says: Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.

    Oh and also
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    i wish i could rate i love this
     
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    牛の父親
     
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    Hey nice Yoga pants, At my house there 100% off
     
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    anna Well-Known Member

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    if this counts I guess this is my go-to:

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    just check Blurted's profile because I am too lazy to list them all.
     
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    IMG_0042.JPG
     
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    anna Well-Known Member

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    omg Fa'ulDisas'uh just stole his card from jacksfilms wtf!!
     
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    Actually I stole it from google uh ?!?!!
     
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    Blurted, Feb 13, 2017
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    FatalDisaster Guest

    : ((
     
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    Are you Cinderella? Because I see that dress coming off at midnight
     
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    I am a tanned Ripped boy.
     
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    want a raisin? sorry, none left. perhaps a date then?

    im crying
     
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    thats a TERRIBLE pickup line!
     
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    Is your name WiFi? Cause I'm feeling a connection.
     
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    IllegalWiFi
     
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    Hey girl...
     
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