I'll have to think on this one, but I'll let you know when I have an answer. :^)

 

Suggested listening: Tracy Chapman - Fast Car​

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Nice to meet you, Mr. Pads.

Your nickname is the essence of "Dirty Job Done Quietly" -- always a good start to a customer service application.

+1 immediately for a correct timezone format. This really is starting off well.

Noway. I've never actually played Skyrim, this should be an amazing application.

Tonight I shall drink like a Dovahkiin. CHALLENGE ME.

+1 ATTK. The job requirement is iron-fisted support of the rules and a stone-cold use of authority. Being nice and making people happy is what happens when they're behaving. But if everyone was already doing the right thing we wouldn't have Moderators (or applications).

Please explain the benefit of keeping players happy. "Happy people bring their friends to play, increasing the player count"-- something like that. Your "happy" quality needs to explain why it makes you a good pick for the job.

+1 ATTK. Don't lean on your record with the staff team, Mr. Pads. We are supporting Maximilian the player, not Maximilian the former quitter.

Your application will be strong all by itself without having to constantly bring up "Hey, remember me as a Mod?" kind of material. Jennie understands.

I need this on a bumper sticker.​

Change this wording to explain how your language skills were used. For example swap "as proven before" with something like "On multiple occasions I have translated and explained rules to new players. This keeps them from being frustrated and they stay on the server more often".

This provides a clear benefit to having you (as a multilingual person) on the team to help the player base.

-1 ATTK. I like this line. Don't change it.

"Livvy Lopk 2016"... searching... searching...​

Color me confused, Ray Charles. I think you are trying to emphasize your emotional support skills (I may be wrong). Are you volunteering to personally comfort every upset player...? Or perhaps you are pointing out you are very sensitive to issues?

Can you rephrase this to give a positive reason for constantly wanting to act as an emotional therapist to angry/sad users? This is probably a very good trait but I'm struggling to see the benefit when the job is kicking, banning, muting and punishing.

Not sure what that "Livvy/Lopk" thing is, sir. Might be something very few people are aware of.

+1 ATTK.

I once ate four different types of fast food all at once while talking and playing Halo.

What does this have to do with stress? What is the point here? Are you saying you can handle several requests for help at once (multitasking) and make sure each person is satisfied? Or is this emphasizing that repeated stress does not bother you and it is easy to handle a large workload without losing control of yourself?

This is more unclear than Trump's foreign policy. Please sort out what you topic is and then support that topic, Mr. Pads.

+1 ATTK.

•scrolls down• "Lastly, most importantly"? There's... quite a bit below this, sir.

This paragraph is filler. The server means something to some people. You want to keep it safe for people like you. Please explain why this benefits everyone that plays and why liking the server means you would be a good staff member.

You have a very strong desire not to upset people, even the players you are justifiably punishing. This is a little worrisome.

This might be a product of your culture. Norway is 4th in the world for "personal happiness" (link), only topped by your neighbor Sweden, nearby Denmark and (of course) Switzerland. Norwegian culture is actually studied to determine what makes it so happy (link) compared to the rest of the world. Experts often point out how Norwegians go out of their way to empathize with someone else, which over time leads that person to do the same. Which works great on a personal level.

That doesn't work on SkyBlock. But best of luck-- it cannot hurt to try.

-1 ATTK right away. You are describing "Impartiality" and doing a very good job of it. Nicely done.

As a sidenote: This is not entirely true, Mr. Pads. Certain members donate so much and so often they do get them put into a "special treatment" category. This is a business with a community built around it, not a community that supports a business.

Move this down into the "Do you have any experience moderating?" question, sir.

+1 ATTK.

Find something better to say, Mr. Pads. This is the third time you mentioned making people happy and this is getting a little repetitive. Just a suggestion: Maybe start listing what you want to do for people? Perhaps you want to start minigames, begin a fan fiction thread, maybe a daily recognition of someone's island..?

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Remove that part about "the other SuperMod were lousy", please. I know you meant the opposite but it really stands out. Perhaps a rephrase to "I was the fastest SuperMod to rollback islands"?

That is an awesome phrase: "I keep a woke eye". I will remember that, thank you.

Who is "your"? Are you writing to a specific person? This feels like a personal address to Cypriot and I am a little confused. Did you not want anyone else to read your application?

Remove anything about disliking newly promoted Moderators. You are A) Criticizing the person you want to get a promotion from and B) Slapping the current staff members in the face. Probably not what you meant. Perhaps try something like, "I have always been respectful and vocal in my opinions on server issues"?

+2 ATTK.

For the love of lonely anime fans: When? When are you available for that "hour or two"? Are you volunteering for the midnight to 1am shift...? Please provide a schedule, sir.

-1 ATTK. Well said without going into details that might ruin support. Good job.

Doing what? What is your experience?

Were you the "Meme Of The Day" Moderator? Did you run the Island Screenshot Competition? Perhaps you spent a lot of time taking F5 selfies for your personal art collection?

Please list what you have done (even if it seems obvious).

Quite welcome, sir. That was rather fun to go through, best of luck to your application.

Support Status: FUS! RO! MOD!
(Dovahkiin! Dovakiin! Nall ok zin los Vahriin!)
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[EDIT:] I really wanted to throw this in, because Norway and the "Scandinavien Region" have a hilarious relationship: WHERE The **** Is Scandinavia? (click)

 

support you seem nice

 

uHM y u no mud

 

Bump and support!

 

Thank you all guys! It's warming to see all this support

 

can you just get mod already

 

support if i havent already!

 

Didn't you quit Max?
Resupport, I really want to see you again!

 

MAXI 4 MOD 2k17

 

Wow 2 years since this mod application was made. Anyways to be on topic: support.