This story is about dying );

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  1. SuperSpeed42
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    Your hair :).

    Greetings peasants, royals, substances, etc...
    Today I am proud to present a story about dying hair.
    Now, before you go crazy and start eating a tree.
    This story will not be on how to dye hair, but on who dyed his hair. (The story guy)

    Anyways, let's get roiight into the news.

    Story:

    A long time ago, in a warm, yet cold place. There were 2 children, Zhajnz and Ghjahda. Legend has it that their parents smashed their heads against a keyboard, then they named their children. The two children were twins, they both liked the same food, the same clothes, heck, they even looked the same. Everyone mixed them up. This annoyed the children, one day Zhajnz thought up to dye her hair. As she bought the dye and everything, she dyes her hair. The next day, Ghjahda saw that Zhajnz dyed her hair. She then started crying, she got scared. Zhajnz asked her what was wrong, but before she finished that sentence... The world was getting sucked into a big black hole. Ghjahda explained that if either one of the twins dyed their hair, the world would end and the human race would get destroyed. Everything was meeting it's doom. Earth as we know it is now done. Men were flying from the right, women from the left. All the colors of earth turned to black and white. In a matter of seconds everyone was sucked in. The black hole then expanded into a more bigger hole and it sucked all of the galaxies. The universe then turned into nothing. In that bit of nothing, there was a piece of hair. That piece of hair was dyed. The world is now done, goodbye.


    Zhajnz: Is this a good story?
    Dad: Ofc it is, it's so good that I think you'll fail with a high grade :).
    Zhajnz: Dad, you're supposed to support me.
    Dad: Yeah, and you are supposed to not write this story last minute. You know this is worth a lot of marks.
    Zhajnz: Big deal, it's just a story, it's free marks !!
    Dad: We'll see.
    Mom: I'm sure everything will be just fine. Ghjahda, do you want to share your story?
    Ghjahda: Sure.




    Ghjahda's story:
    Once upon a time, there was an end to this stupid story.

    Dad: Now you see that, that is a good story..
    Mom: You should be a writer Ghjahda.
    Ghjahda: k
    Dad: Zhajnz, you need to take advice from Ghjahda.
    Zhajnz: She just made this story like 4 seconds ago, what kind of idiots are you.


    Will Zhajnz pass here assignment or fail, find out next time :O)
     
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  2. luckynumber56
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    I'll just wait till the movie comes out.
     
  3. SuperSpeed42
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    Yeah ''movie''.
     
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    I was so confused when i clicked on the thread lol
     
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    Lol. I was originally going to name the title ''The story of how 1 dye, made everyone die''
     
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    Remind me why you're posting this on a block game forum.
     
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    1) It's a story.
    2) It's for entertainment.
    3) It's on off-topic.

    So yeah, that's why.
     
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    Well that was enjoyable to read.
     
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    Well im naming my children by smashing their heads by the keyboard to see
    1- spidjaidhusada
    2 asdoandasda
    3 asdoiajdoasdjo
    4 sodjadsojasdaosdj

    my future children name :)
     
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    Our future children names Derpina
     
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    O ye11 sorry i was slepy111 u name the 5th to 90th children name11 I'll name the 90th to 100th children name11
     
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    I like the 2nd one better than all.
     
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    oh
     
  14. vfhuuuuu
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    Racist
     
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    sowwwy
     
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    You don't need to be sorry, you didn't say anything racist. I believe vfhuuuuu is just mistaken about what you are referring to.
     
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    Ik, I was just joking.
    Ty anyways lol
     
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    d: Jokes do not come around as obvious in a text format.
     

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