Last year it was to stop fighting with my brother, I broke that at 1am, an hour after I made it.

This year I think I'll cut down on downing teas in a minute.

 

oh no a DOX THREAT please BAN

 

now that's one a** i'd eat

 

keep em coz they're basically sliced mini d***s

 

widthwise

 

i would like fresh tomatoes on my assburger plz

 

i suppose that will do if u can do fresh choped onions and fresh picked lettuce

 

ok so i would want to


































die

 

I resolve to not have New Years resolutions this year.

*phew* that was hard

 

that is very... hard to achieve o wait u just achieved it

*slaps with fish*

fix it now! Before it is too late! D:

Maybe try installing an app on your computer that blocks all social media?

Interesting...

I believe it's spelt cringy* there one step in the right direction

The most important person in you're life, is you don't think differently.

Nooooo not sarge

I think we should cancel Mondays, what do you think?

Interesting...

Good luck

Study study... and MORE STUDY

That's very patronising..

Hooky? Or hockey? I play hockey
Another one bites the dust..

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it..

easy fix: use really hot water

Don't joke about suicide.

I'm not sure if you failed.... or succeded...

 

Sarge *cough*

 

Use the ring in between your nose?

 

Let me just fly to Dallas and rip it out of Peytons' nose.

 

Or you can find a cow... with a nose ring...

 

Fight with a bull for an oversized ring? Sounds like a job for Sarge.

 

Heheh

 

eat more

its always better to eat more

 

If only that were true :ah​

 

it is

aren't you happy when you eat?

 

Set a new hotdog eating record!