One of these:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3vs0M8YSCJ8/maxresdefault.jpg

 

Best gift ever

 

That's already mine <:

 

12 Days of Christmas &ndash; Kylie Cosmetics℠ | By Kylie Jenner Queen

 

KYLIE COSMETICS AND PETER ALEXANDERRR Stel

 

Got you this one. I didn't know you like austrian folk songs

Mingo39_ do you trade in for a rest of charcoal? I got my flatulences under control, can only recommend

 

no OMG!!


Stel

 

Mee???? WHERE AM I FFS

 

I would give Mai & VintageOG the world bcs they're the nicest people I've met here ok maybe mai is a bit too savage sometimes and yr annoys me sometimes but they're the only ones that have my respect lmao.

 

For AbdulSamad, this state of the art toilet that doubles as a garbage disposal unit or a black hole. Just don't be dumping any anti-matter into it *shivers at the thought


For Jxnaa, hair extentions, nail clippers and this gorgeous 15ft x 14ft poster:


For Queen, one of my wonderful tiaras that unfortunately doesn't fit me anymore *snort:

 

why hair extensions lmfao

 

So I have something to grip and rip out when I want to get your attention, your hair just isn't as fabulous as mine, girlfriend.

 

If the weave sewed on with the hair no chance of you ripping it out. No point pulling if you can't catch hands.

 

I CAN CATCH HANDS AND BUST KNUCKLES, JXNAAAAA

 

Oh lord Jesus does she not get it lmfao Stel Mai

 

Stop bullying my ma

 

*whispers...Zephy, I don't get any of her jokes. Or either of them..."when" and "catch hands"...I'm hoping my Christmas present this year will be enlightenment.

 

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Sam



For archerexpert777, a sampling of my mad photoshop skills:


For Flame135_, this exoskin, so you never break a bone again:


For my dear ebhavlin, I dedicate this song, as it's so fitting:

 

HOLY s*** IF YOU ACTUALLY GOT THAT I WOULD PEE MYSELF

 

and a kitty cat for me if i was on there