THE DARK LORD HAS ARRIVED! The Harambe Cult is back in full swing Huge thanks to Mingo39_ for making our great ruler. Go to /visit SargePlebski , go in the water and find the entrance to Lord Harambe's cave. We're waiting for you!
Sarge Bloggs suspected something was a little off when her helpful dear tried to sniff her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans. It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly splendid pixie, Zeph Bloggs, that her life finally began to make sense. However, Zeph proved to be considerate and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with talking. Sarge soon learnt that Zeph had taken an oath never to eat a human being. When Sarge's helpful dear is injured in a magic accident, Sarge realises her own life is at risk. Despite Zeph's beautiful nails and cute nose, Sarge finds herself falling for the pixie. Only fate will decided whether he kills or protects her. One night, a serpent appears before Sarge and warns her of a darkness within Zeph. The serpent gives Sarge the bendy gun - the only weapon that can defeat a splendid pixie. Will Sarge find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly confused? (Hint: yes!)