wow you're bad at typing with your eyes closed, that doesn't look like "I want a lollipop" at all!

 

LOL I'm sorry that wasn't complicated enough. Here's my new one:
Cancer is just like aids and cancer is skublock so this server is gonna die

 

Again, you're not doing so hot!
"Cancer is a spectrum and aids is a spectrum and skyblock is a spectrum"

 

Ok here is my final one.
Hillary is cancer and she will go to jail when she wins

 

That was your best attempt yet!
"I like the Donald Man"

 

Hi me name is rocket

WOW

 

I really like food

perfection at it's finest
I don't normally look at my keyboard when typing

 

Hi my name is aralDisaster nice to mee t you/

Not bad, right?

 

Hi ana ldisaster em rocke!


Like if you see it

 

I don't always type with my eyes closed, but when I do, I close my eyes.

Wow, perfect. Now to to see if I can do code...

local function Fibonacci(N)
if N == 0 then
return 0
elseif N == 1 then
retunr 1
else
return Fibonacci(N - 1) + Fibonacci(N - 2)
end
end

Ok, only 1 mistake.

 

lytis adan me dwry stribg

lyrics can be very strong

 

The thing is, I almost always type while looking away from my screen and/or keyboard, so this is a simple challenge.

Example sentence: "It's hard to find life in something that's already died."

 

I like big butts and I cannot lie

 

Hello my name is dough

wow that actually *cough* panned *cough* out. Maybe I had autocorrect on my phone.

No pun intended

 

I am going to write the cheesiest joke below
Ben though my phone has auto correct that dis jtntuinintop yelp

I know I ts cham esy HAVE r I feel gta e ;7 of like my wbthwt as e cures lmao

 

my name us jeff

 

I could write a story with my eyes closed

 

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

(Wow, I'm better at touch-typing then I thought..)

 

snuffle puff

 

i liko pozza