This is a joke, answers are not real. Enjoy! General info 1. Real name: Juan Cena 2. Nickname: John 3. Favorite color: Bloody 4. Gender: Attack Helicopter 5. Race: Omnic 6. Age: 420 7. Sexuality: I rape bastions 8. Introvert or Extrovert: 9. Hair color: Blue 10. Tall or short: Tall 11. Sweats or jeans: Freaking shorts 12. Phone or camera: Phone duh 13. Health freak: I freak about my mental health... 14. Orange or apple: You can't compare the two therefore this question is stupid 15. Do you have a crush on someone: Stel 16. Guy friends or girl friends: I like gurls 17. Piercings: Nope, only plugs 18. Pepsi or coke: Nah man pot. 19. Have you been in an airplane and how many times: I've been high as an airplane many times 20. Have you been in a relationship: Yea with my car 21. Have you been in a car accident: Same Answer 22. Have you been in a fist fight: I fist a lot so yea. 23. First piercing: None 24. Best Friends (forums): IDC 25. First award: Cookies for spelling 26. First crush: Ur mom 27. First word: Stupid 28. Any talent: Annoying the S*** out of people 29. Last person you talked to: Your mom 30. Last person you texted: Side Chick #3 31. Last person you watched a movie with: Side Chick #7 32. Last thing you ate: P**** Rocket(OG) that's pizza 33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: Arrow 34. Last song you listened to: Shalala lala 35. Last thing you bought: 1 nice night 36. Last person you hugged: Main Chick •Favorite: 37. Food: Homeless people 38. Drink: Blood 39. Fruit: Mangoes 40. Flower: Night Howler 41. Animal: Rabbit 42. Number: 42 43. Movie: Basic Instinct 44. Subject: Ur mom's areas •Have you ever? 45. Fallen in love with someone: Yes 46. Celebrated Halloween: I am right now! 47. Had your heart broken: It still hurts 48. Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone: Wut are minutes? 49. Had someone like you: Impossible 50. Hated the way someone changed: Yes 51. Got in trouble with police: Yes 52. Had a party: Yup 53. Did something you regret: OFC 54. Broken a promise: OFC 55. Hidden a secret:OFC 56. Pretend to be happy: OFC 57. Met someone who has changed your life: My mom and your mom 58. Pretended to be sick: yes 59. Left the country: tours and such 60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Robot Pizza is fun 61. Cried over the silliest thing: Nope I don't cry 62. Ran a mile: From your dad 63. Gone to the beach with your best friend: I have friends? 64. Gotten into an argument with your friends: What are friends? 65. Disliked someone: You're right there 66. Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever: Wut? •Currently: 67. Eating: Air 68. Drinking: Air 69. Listening to: Air 70. Sitting or laying: Sitting on the throne 71. Plans for today: Sleeping 72. Waiting for: Mom to get home 73. Want kids: Hundreds 74. Want to get married: No why? 75. Want to travel: Nope •What do you look for in a partner? 76-82. Your mother •Have you ever: 83. Lost glasses: Nope 84. Snuck out of the house: Nah 85. Held a gun/ knife in self defence: Never 86. Killed somebody: Maybe.... 87. Broke someone's heart: Ripped it out 88. Been in love: Yes 89. Cried when someone dies: Nope •Do you believe in: 90. Yourself: OFC 91. Miracles: ye 92. Love at first sight: yup 93. Heaven: uh-huh 94. Santa Claus: Naw 95. Aliens: Nope 96. Ghosts/ angels: Ur moms an angel in bed •Truthfully? 97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Guess. 98. Do you know who your real friends are: yes 99. Do you believe in God: Yap 100. Do you easily make friends: duh im kewl If you read this far, gj.
