How to deal with clowns

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  1. archerexpert777
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    Just in case if you do see a clown at a school at an unusual place like the woods, parking lot, etc. do these things:

    1) get your Galaxy S7 ready cuz they are not ticking time bombs
    2) call 911
    3) get your handgun ready
    4) call the FBI
    5) post it on social Media
    6) come to where I live which is in one of the safest cities in california
     
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    Or just "run b**** runnnn"
     
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    More like

    "RUN FORREST RUN" :Hilarious:
     
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    I have a Umarex BB gun in my room which I shoot targets with.

    Beware, these "bb"s are metal balls which will pierce and get stuck in your skin and need surgery to remove it so I shot in the hip should bring a stupid clown down.

    18 shots in the face could possibly cause brain trauma.. hmmm..
    (nope that's illegal)

    ....but if you live in NJ like me you're gonna have to do it the fat Christie way and go through a lot of processes to even purchase a BB gun.
     
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    nice info
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    very nice info.


    speaking of Nj theres hella clowns here and my friends and i go "clown hunting" by our school and some clown had a f***ing broom, a f***ing broom
     
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    I'm just gonna take my rapier and run like heck.
     
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    u own a f**cking RAPIER!?!?!

    WTF
     
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    I take classes xD.
     
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    theres classes for USING A RAPIER ???
    cool af
     
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    Quick! Get the flower and squirt water out of it!!!
     
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    I don't have that. Rip me
    where do I buy them?
    their number?
    but first, lemme take a selfie
    send me some money then I may come :t
     
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    whats a raiper? :hilarious:
     
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    ooo can I be in it :D there is this girl ik who likes my selfies and sometimes posts them on snapchat

    I dont have a job :p
    Plus I dont have any money (hardly $60.unless if you wanna take Amtrak and/or Greyhound then yeah)
     
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    Personally if I encounter a clown I'd like to be in my car and have a glock on me, car preferably with good quality so I can gtfo of there asap
     
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    What part of Cali do u live in
     
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    Near Los Angeles
     
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    if i see a clown i would run to the nearest tree and climb up it. and if it climbs up the tree ill get down and run. and if it chases me ill get in some random car and run it over. simples
     
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    Well, looks like it's time to pull out the old revolutionary war musket again
     
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