The start of how a noob, broke all the rules.


Pro: Yo I just got Diamonds.
Other Pro: How much?
Pro: 150
Other Pro: Noice.
Noob: I will buy all your Diamonds for 1 god item.
Pro: Get out, nub.
Noob: (In chat) MOOOOOOD MOOOD MOOD MOOOOOOOOOOD A NUB CALLED ME A NUB!!!
Players: Caps.
Mod: kicked emm.
Player: Ty so much!!

Noob returns.

Noob: I will hack u all!!! You will see who will be banned soon!!!!!
Mod: kicked emm once more.
Noob: just wait b4 I hack you, GIMME ALL YOUR DIAMONDS OR I HACK.
Mod: Last warning!!!
Neutral players: Lel that noob, thinks he is so pro.

Later~

Noob to kid: Hey, I am a mod. I will not ban you if you give me your stuff.
Kid: What did I do?
Noob: idk a mod told me to tell u.
Noob: I am an undercover mod.
Kid: What is a undercover mod.
Noob: I work undercover!!
Kid: Oh can I be one.
Noob: yes, just give me stuff.
Kid: Okay, 1 sec I am afk.
Noob: Okay.

Kid tells mod~

Kid: You liar.
Noob: no.
Kid: there is no undercover mod.
Noob: Yea.
Kid: no

Noob leaves and comes back soon~

Noob: Trust me and I give u 100 Diaamonds.

People actually fell for it sadly~ (Btw life lesson, do not fall for people who say trust me, they will scam you!!)

People Who Trusted Noob: I got to go, please watch my home make sure it won't get griefed.
Noob: YOu can trust me.

Noob then griefs~

Noob: I AM SO RICH HAHA NOOBS!!!!

He says this is chat, " LOL NOOBS I AM THE RICHEST PLAYER HERE, AND NO MODS TO KICK ME HAHA!!!)

Player 1: Lel I took a screenie of him, lemme post it.
PLayer 2: Lel I took a screenie of him griefing.

You know what happens next~

Message: You have been banned for scamming and caps. Make an appeal to get unbanned.

Noob then buys a rank~ (That can change your nick)

Ranked Noob: Lol let me change my name, nosepicker17 to __________ (Name somebody popular)
Ranked Noob: Now they will not know my name.
3 sec later:

Message: Nick aboose.

Ranked Noob: I will call Cyp to ban all mod >.

He goes to Cyp and never gets a response back~

One day, Cyp joins the server. But the noob tries to get his attention. After a few mins he lost it and by mistake said this in chat ~

Ranked Noob: (In chat) OMG ANSWER ME CYP, I AM TALKING TO U!!.
Mod: #Banned.
Ranked Noob: (In chat after a week) Cyp can I get mod plz.
Ranked Noob: (Tells a mod) Can I have some items.

The noob never got his items, but instead got perm banned. Later he was never seen again. Or was he?

Noob: I still have one more trick up my sleeve.

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Thank you and have a nice day.

 

Wowa.

 

please don't use "~" it's the cringiest thing anyone can do

 

lol

 

Xd

 

This is legit my most dumbest story ever,
I wrote like garbage

 

Wow
This Is Legit Old

 

I know this is a story, but isn't the noob suppose to be banned when he threatened to hack someone?

 

lol

 

Sorry Just had To Rate that

 

Am I a character

 

Ur the Nub

 

You can be whoever you want

 

YEA

 

This thread has had more comments in the past 10 min than it got over the entire summer

 

xd

 

Dang, for a sec I thought this actually happened and I was cringing into oblivion XD

 

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Most of the story is based on my past time as a greenie on skyblock.
So technically, some did happen.