hi. do you ever feel old? do you ever feel like an ancient IKEA sofa that cannot do anything other than decomposing in this cruel world? do you ever feel so old that you can only talk about how it was better in the past and that the modern kids listen to trashy music and are dumb as sheet? hold your evolutions then. this marvelous sponge has maximum life span of 13-25 thousand years. it has reached such unbelievable results by being vegan, feminist and childfree. this beauty also opened it holes (eyes) and doesn't live the lie other mortals live with anymore (open your eyes, sheeple!). don't believe me? well, here are some photos of this famous elegant supermodel which prove that it life style is the best. pic. #1: antarctic sponge Bob listens to Twenty One Pilots and The Weeknd. he expresses how good these music bands are. you can clearly see pleasure and satisfaction on his face. pic. #2: Bob is shy because he noticed other antarctic sponge, whose name is Stel. Stel doesn't seem to notice Bob, so he tries to pickup her by showing her trick with his spikes. regardless that wizardry, Stel only insults him. antarctic sponge Bob cries and opens his mouth wide. pic. #3: antarctic sponge Bob works out with his friend in a gym. Bob believes that sport grants happiness in both body & mind and that is why he's trying to encourage other sponges to excercise with him. pic. #4: Bob is triggered by the homophobic comment on YouTube. Bob says that both heterosexual and homosexual sponges should have equal life spans and that love doesn't have a molecular cell. pic. #5: Bob is depressed. after the incident with antarctic sponge Stel, he became depressed and doesn't value his life anymore. his best friend Caitlyn Jenner tries to cheer him up by telling that women are dumber than men and don't deserve attention from master race. Bob didn't expect such ignorant behaviour from his friend, so he swallows Caitlyn. why? because Bob is feminist and won't be patient over the sexism and unequality of female and male rights, since it triggers both genders by causing anime tsunami from scale of 1 to 111, you know, it is very important that nuclear kittens cringe the river from creator's realm of MMORPG "WoW" in the lands of saint lakes of Croatia. pretty sure the fact above is obvious and well-known to everyone. as you can see, the life of antarctic sponge is very colourful. the conclusion from this is simple - be juicy like antarctic sponge Bob and don't eat meat. the end.
Yeah like whoever doesn't think this is like real needs to like get off of these forums like right now because like this post is love this post is life.
