I tried to poke myself and it said The following error occurred: BRP_you_may_not_poke_yourself And then I poked myself. I meant to poke my cheek and I missed. And I got it in the eye. And it hurt. This is what I do all day. I really need a life.
Go play Pokèmon Go and run into a train or something. that'll give you something to do. Or do what some person did and get stuck in a graveyard all night