Granted, but the prize would be 30 boxes of salty Finnish licorice.

I wish I actually had 30 boxes of licorice.

 

Granted, but you only get the boxes and not the licorice

I wish I had 1k dias

 

granted but you can never sell or use them

I wish skyblock would be 1 block in the sky

 

Granted, but that's literally what it will ever be, no breaking no building.

I wish I had made my bed this morning.

 

Granted, but you literally constructed a bed. Where are you going to put it? D:

I wish I had OP on skyblock

 

Granted, but OP would stand for Overcontrolling Parent.

I wish Iceland won over France.

 

granted but Iceland gets nuked

I wish I got a new monitor

 

Granted but after you turned it on it exploded.
I wish I was in a world where I could never die of hunger or thirst and was invincible and the world was perfect in every way. the weather wasn't too warm or too cold and I could never freeze or get heatstroke and no matter what the world stayed perfect for my entire life and I had infinite access to tv and never got bored. all of the electronics would never not work and I lived forever until I decided that I wanted to die. I could never age and I could create any person I wanted (Including my friends) and they were alive and could play with me. I also had all the new future tech and gadgets so I never ran out of things to do. I could create or manipulate anything I wanted and no matter what I could not die of anything. (hence Invincibility)

 

Granted, but you'll be lonely forever
I wish I can be a kat

 

I changed it as you wrote that lmao.

Also Granted but you will have no legs to walk with.

I wish I was a dragon with the ability to fly and lived the life of an average dragon. (eating meat, Killing sheep) and I lived in the human world and was unkillable. and no matter what there was always food and water to drink and lived peacefully and had an exciting life. ( I like dragons. kay? )

 

granted but you will be a blind dragon
I wish I can touch the sky

 

The sky would burn your hand.

 

ur wish ?

 

Oh, xD was tired so didn't finish.
I wish I had a pizza that if I took a bite out of it it would repair itself (infinite pizza)
The pizza would taste awesome and I would never choke on it.

 

Granted but at least a part of t he pizza has some dead cockroaches inside it
I wish I can be a celeb

 

Wish Granted. You are now a famous movie star. You take the starring role in the upcoming adaptation of War and Peace. Unfortunately it is so boring that nobody recommends it and you cannot get another job. So you take to the streets until you get picked up by your agent who says they have a perfect role for you. It is a new movie involving all the super-hot movie stars. But, it's a porno. Sorry ongueclosed:.
EDIT: Actually, that's pretty nice.

I wish that everybody would write long masterpiece wish grants.

 

Granted but then people start writing them way too long. Then people start to get tired of reading what the grant was because of how long they were. Then everyone decided that if they had to read soo much just to figure out what happened to the wish they would just leave forums. Son everyone had left forums and there's nothing left. Next people get bored of playing skyblock because everyone had forgotten about forums. Then skyblock ceases to exist

I wish that everyone, everywhere was always happy!

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Granted, but then war comes.

I wish I was rich on Skyblock
And I wish: I believe I can flyyyyyy

 

Wish Granted. You now have a DC of unplaced heads and 2 stacks of beacons in both servers. You also get $99,456,789 and 5DCs of diamond blocks. You can fly just by the powers of mind and /fly. But, both servers have a reset and you die the next day. Soz.

I wish that nobody ever scammed.

 

Wish Granted. But they will greif more

I wish that I was the richest person alive