Title says it all:
I'd have to say my most noobish moment back in 1.4.2 (When I first got MC) I always thought emerald was the coolest thing. Back then I would have rather had a few emeralds over a stack of diamond blocks. So I was looking at a map wondering, "Hey what are these gray pixels on the map?) As I fall into a ravine with only a few hearts no torches or food. I explored the cave inside the ravine and ended up finding a vein of diamonds (miraculously) and a creeper. So instead of mining it I'd thought "Hey wouldn't it be a great idea if I save durability on my pickaxe and let the creeper blow my diamonds up for me?" Didn't turn out so well...

 

On another server I got a really good sword. I was at the server spawn and meant to walk forward, but I mis-clicked and dropped it and some other guy picked it up.

 

Paying someone 50k for a 2k15 Santa head and not recording the trade...

 

Me wondering why I didnt get the coal ore with a wooden axe xD

 

My most noobish moment (a bit more than 5 years, when PE was first released. Version: 0.3.0 [The First Version, it didn't start with 0.1.o]) was how I mined something. I just hit the screen, which is to place something, to break it, you had to put your finger on it.

 

The noobiest thing I did in Minecraft was download Minecraft...

 

When I break grass Lemonade

 

Hitting a wolf

 

Dying with 35k on a server where 100$ is a lot.

 

fighting a horde of zombies with no armour and sword

 

When I first joined NET, I thought that talking in PM with colour, and using it on signs, was illegal, because I hadn't bought the perk...

Whenever someone came to my island, I'd block the entrance to my storage area, with the coloured signs in, off.

 

The 1st time I played MC I found and mined diamonds with a wood pic axe, It took forever and when it finished without a diamond

 

Me before I got minecraft *watches How to make a nether portal and aether (heaven) portal* After I got mc, I made a vertical nether portal and I tried to do a ground-facing nether portal (horizontal one) which didnt work XD. Then i tried the aether and didnt work i was sad then i discovered it was a mod. Also when I first entered the nether I almost shat myself from Horror

 

I thought you had to spam the left mouse button to break blocks instead of holding it

 

When I change the mouse keys because I didn't know what "Button 1" and "Button 2" were xD

 

When I bought donor10 and I was trying to /pet wither

 

• I thought Gingehhhh was CypriotMerks because Ginger had Ginger"Merkz"

• EDIT: I thought ikillyou589 was a owner. Becuase he was a skygod :/

 

I thought you could change a biome by changing what trees were planted there.. I soon discovered that was rather stupid..

 

I thought that Skygods and mods were the same thing and I always asked Skygods to kick players for me when they were being annoying at my island cuz I also didn't know about /lock ._.

 

um i thought that u can have a grass block by silk touch and a guy said gimme yo grass
and i gave 1 stack and he said i hacked you NVm <: