HE DID!!!?!?!??! THAT LYING SON OF A BACONATOR!!!

Mommy, why did daddy call his boss a pooh?

 

Because hes Winnie the pooh

Muma why can't I try daddy's Xbox one S?

 

Because it has the letter s in it.


Mommy, why did daddy married donald trump

 

Because Donald trump legalized g(word) marriage

Mummy why do you like watching daddy get in trouble?

 

Because he likes q's.

Mommy, why is Daddy acidic

 

Wow

 

Omg Mommy , daddy caught meeee

 

What? She's not my fiancee

 

Say what now?

Mommy, why did daddy end up in the hospital?

 

Ask the un official skyblock president

Mommy, why did daddy fart

 

Because you're not supposed to eat food!
Mommy, why did daddy cross the road?

 

Because he wants his kfc.

Mommy, why did daddy trump die?

 

He was bad.

Mommy, why does daddy have a big thing sticking out of him?

 

Because that's his tongue dear.

Mommy, why does daddy snog ya?

 

Because he likes the taste of you.

Mommy, if its his tounge, why is it between his legs?

 

His trousers are too big for him sweetie, there are a few creeses.

Mommy, why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because his crush was there.

Mommy, how come I saw it when he was in the shower?

 

No comment.

Mommy how come daddy left?

 

Because of you. It was all you. Now I'm going to call CPS and leave after they take you into the FS.

Mommy why did you vote for donald trump

 

Because me and trump had you.

Mommy why did daddy run for president?