NA Exstatisfy's Moderator Application ❧ - Edits 8/28/16

TradeOffer · Apr 14, 2016

Support

Config · Apr 14, 2016

Support,
Good Luck

Torch · Apr 16, 2016

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The best things in life are free. For everything else log onto the forums.

Difficult night with the kiddo. Since I am up extremely late satisfying my ungrateful child's demands I might as well review another application. Clicking the thread on top of the forum section, let's see what we have.

Preface?? This is going to be a book?! I need another drink before reading this. I never read a novel in a sober frame of mind-- it only distracts from truly appreciating the imagery.

Alright, drink in hand. Onward we go.

Nice opening cliffhanger there, M. Night Shyamalan. Hook those readers early, make them stay to the end! +1

Blame it on whatever you like, GladOS. An overwhelming majority of the people reading this thread have no idea who you are anyways, Donor or not. This application thread will probably be the only time they (and I) will ever know you in any meaningful way. Let's see how you choose to direct that attention.

Are you paid by the /nick, ma'am? I'm honestly interested: Does listing past names get you "street cred" like some sort of Minecraft rap artist...?

+1 for specializing in a single language. This seems to be a uniquely 'Murican trait, but I firmly support it. Good for you, ma'am. Although with a qualification like that I sincerely hope you've spent some time proofreading this post for easy to fix grammar and spelling errors.

Massive +1, right here. This server seems to get drunk and randomly boot people like my racist uncle at a line-dancing competition.

I am more excited than Donald Trump at a combover support group. This part of an application is literally the only reason I read these threads, let me get a fresh drink and devote some serious attention here.

...alright, continue!

Quite simple... honestly. Quite simple, honestly. Quite simple honestly? I'm on a death spiral into grammar oblivion here, I'm going to ignoring this entire phrase before I black out and wake up in an organ cloning facility.

Helpfully servicing players that need help. Um... Okay? I can get behind that and support(?) I can see how new players may ask some questions that would draw fire from the rest of the community.

TWO cliffhangers? Sylvester Stallone gives an enthusiastic thumbs-up! I haven't been this teased since LucasFilms announced a prequel three years before filming the movie.

Which players? You seem to have a specific group in mind when you mention how odd your hours are. Why is it "crucial"? I'm more interested than a mime in a glass box factory.

I cannot decide if this is a #HumbleBrag or "App Negging", as in "I do what I can, but I could do more as a Mod!" Either way you get a +1 for slipping this into your application in a sly manner.

HOMESCHOOLED. You can call it "virtual learning", "alternate education" or whatever else you like, ma'am. You are at home, learning at your own pace. This isn't a bad thing but you're going through some rather odd lingual gymnastics to avoid the phrase. Why do this?

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Two places at once? Amazingtastic!

Simultaneously? Am I in some sort of sci-fi novel? I am more confused than a dyslexic Scrabble player. Do you have access to some sort of time machine or something?

Hummingbirds envy your time management, Ms. Satisfy. 3:42 precisely?! That is some insane schedule control, I can't even time a bathroom break down to the exact minute like that. Incredible.

Post a schedule. Are you volunteering to be on all Saturday and Sunday? For the entire weekend? +1 if you can pull this off but most of us would like an hour or three for lunch and anti-anxiety medication.

WHAT THE BLEEDING JIMINY CHRISTMAS. You are already a Moderator?? I just wasted more time than a souvenir bubble collector.

Why are you applying for two Moderator positions at once? I'm not a mathmologist or anything but doesn't that mean you can only perform half as well on both servers?

You are Schrödinger's Moderator. I am highly interested in how you're about to break some fundamental laws of physics and explain how you can be active on two things at the exact same time.

Twice as much, half the quality. You won't be on both simultaneously, you will be on each server for half as long. I was hoping for some really nifty "split screen" explanation here, but it looks like you want to give 50% attention to both job positions.

I am stuck harder than a fat model on a fashion walkway. On one hand I want to ask why "outgoing and kind" helps with banning, muting, warning and kicking players. But on the other hand you're already a Mod, so these traits must be working for you. #BaffledMe

I would have to say that the phrase "rude to anyone in a sincere way" is highly interesting. Is it allowed to be rude... insincerely? I can get on board with that, ex-satisfy. You have a wonderful application here, I can't imagine why getting only half your attention would ever disqualify you for a Mod position.

This killed me. +1 for unintentional hilarity. "I know most of the commands! ... are these used here?" -- I laughed until I got hiccups.

You may want to "expand this area in which you're good with" a bit more, ma'am. I'm quite aware of ad hominem methodology however you did point out your fluency with English earlier. Please rewrite to explain how procedural arguments help while resolving "NUH UH"-style debates among ten year old players. Or ignore me: Frankly I'm terrible at reviews and you seem like you have a good acceptance rate going on around here.

You avoided saying how many of your bans were overturned. Responding correctly is nice, but how many of your bans ended up being illegitimate...? These are the little things I pick up on, ma'am. If you didn't mean to avoid the topic then rewrite this qualification to something along the lines of "I do not ban for questionable reasons. When challenged on a ban, I explain my reasoning and the ruling is upheld." If you can't make this claim then you may want to quietly remove this qualification.

Or ignore me! I am terrible at this review thing and you are already an accepted Moderator. Who am I to question your application?

I'll let Sean Connery make the commentary here (click).

Perhaps this is because I'm old and already in a position of authority. But when I task my subordinates with something and they reply "I'll do my best" I tend to immediately re-assign them to something less critical. Like licking floors clean.

Whether you meant to or not the phrase "I'll do my best" implies you expect to fail. Which is fine if you are making some cupcakes or organizing a birthday party. But when it comes to banning people who have given real money to the server? You better be 100% perfect or they'll pull a "Stel"on you. When it comes down to the issue of who gives money to pay the bills you will quickly find that "your best" is not going to cut it if there is any possible wiggle room on an issue.

Nice backhanded compliment to the person approving your original application. I can appreciate the sophistry here, nicely done. +1

Where you are now isn't good enough...? You appear to be applying for some sort of "Mega-Mod" position. So you were granted an authority spot on MV and it wasn't enough; now you want to spend half the time moderating on twice the servers?

You're not a real boy, Pinocchio. There are several thousand applications in this subforum that can testify really wanting something isn't enough to get that shiny reward. You already have a Moderator position, cutting your time at the job you were hired for to gain a status spot over here is a bit vainglorious.

You're quite welcome, best of luck of your application ma'am. Feel free to disregard my opinion. I'm fairly sure these "no supports" do no affect your chances anyway.

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I'm actually so disappointed that someone in mankind has the time to do this...

More supports!!

leadermelody · Apr 16, 2016

Unfortunately, I can't support this. Sorry.
Even though I think your application is great, you're not active in game. I know this is not timezones because when I look at /seen, you haven't been on in days and when I do see you online, you don't help out players from what I see.

Also, on the forums there is a help section, try to help out there by answering questions.

I won't be changing my no support until I see you online more and you start helping players.

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I took this screenshot today on minechat.

Chiyami · Apr 18, 2016

i have no clue who you are and i'm way too lazy to stalk to, hell i skimmed through the app but i support o3o you seem cool, love that profile pic cx

Exstatisfy · Apr 18, 2016

Chiyami said: ↑

i have no clue who you are and i'm way too lazy to stalk to, hell i skimmed through the app but i support o3o you seem cool, love that profile pic cx
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Thanks, and thanks about my PFP

EquineShanghai · Apr 20, 2016

You're the only mineverse mod I like so... I think you'd do great here. Support

Xethorias · Apr 24, 2016

Support! Great application

Exstatisfy · Apr 28, 2016

larrythebird101 Adrian_Monk_ Art leadermelody Close this? ; )

Hannah · Apr 28, 2016

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Kind regards,
The Staff

CJ_Plays_Games · May 13, 2016

Opened on request.

Exstatisfy · May 13, 2016

CJ_Plays_Games said: ↑

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Thank you

Sam · May 13, 2016

Eyy
Re-support

Esdeath · May 13, 2016

This is a joke isn't it.

Vintage · May 13, 2016

Blvck said: ↑

This is a joke isn't it.
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Don't be rude.

KrymZ · May 13, 2016

Blvck said: ↑

This is a joke isn't it.
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Screw off, look at the tone of text; of course it's not a troll application.

nyxa · May 14, 2016

Neutral

-More reasons why you think you should be mod
-Try to be more active

Saturns · May 14, 2016

Def support!

Courtney ~ Princess · May 14, 2016

Support

Dxckyy · May 14, 2016

75% Support, you need to have the full template so work on that, but you are an awesome and kind person and I have have known you for such a long time.

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