Heh, I'll consider that as a complement. c;

 

Your taking my attempted roasting as a compliment offends me massively and I am almost defeated, but I refuse to be defeated by a ditto that calls himself a koala

Bet you couldn't transform into one if you tried to. o.<

 

ur a weeb

 

If one were to subtract your trophy points (126) from your positive ratings (448), they would find an answer of 322. 322, divided by 2, yields 161. 6 divided by 2 is 3. That makes the number 131. 1 plus 3 is 4, minus 1 is 3.

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your acceptance into the Illuminati. I'm sure that they'll have you do great things, with a name like Dinklefuzz.

 

the bes name tbh

 

Your name sounds like a child's word for human waste.

 

Does your name happen to be a combination of "Fever" "Serious" and the letter Z?

My English instructor wasn't joking, was he? Language really IS an art form.

 

your name seems to be a misspelled sentence

 

At least a misspelled sentence is better than a Frankenstein word.

 

If anyone thinks I won't be trolling this thread, you're wrong.

Anyway, you have so little game that I, a female, stole your supposedly straight girlfriend without even trying. (Given that I was a guy at the time, but who cares?)

 

I honesty don't remember who you're referring to >.>

But still, referring to changes that have occurred and finishing them with "who cares?" makes me largely unconcerned about your consistency, credibility, and perhaps your capability to try me in any other area.

 

Ehm.... I don't know how to roast so I'll just grab a lighter and some petrol, okay?

 

Go ahead and light the server on fire. (try if you can)

~Tom

 

The Greenbean mayor, in the flesh.

I must say, I'm honoured. Bless me with a smiley, won't you?

 

Of course I'll bless you with a smiley anytime you want.

~Tom (just for you)

 

Beck-and-call, huh? Relatively suspicious.

Better than doing the same for money, I suppose. I hear street corners make bad offices.

 

roasted

 

The lack of creativity is killing me

Goodness gracious I want you to try to offend me not give me dancing chicken gifs